UKFF Census 2024

[Just Some Guy]

Filled the bloody thing in and when it got to favourite song my head went blank and I skipped it.

It's Slow Motion Suicide by Ferocious Dog all day every day.

I've seriously let myself down there.

[Frankie Crisp]

Over 70 responses so far. Obviously, that’ll be the vast majority of submissions but this’ll stay open for a few more weeks for the lurkers and non-regulars.

Spoiler: we’re old, unfit and hate Tories.

[King Coconut]

If Springsteen wins this has obviously been infiltrated by one of Houch's secret lemonade drinker forums and I riot.

[Frankie Crisp]

On 3/10/2024 at 1:32 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

I appreciate we might get the odd berk try to ruin it with stupid answers

Anyway, apart from them, we’ve got a cracking mix of data now. I’m up the wall for the next couple of weeks so I’ll set the cut-off date as Sunday 14th April.

[Frankie Crisp]

On 3/10/2024 at 1:32 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

I would ask that for free-text questions, you use correct spelling and avoid abbreviations

[Frankie Crisp]

Pulling the census form down on Sunday at about 8pm*, so this is a last shout for anyone who hasn’t submitted and wants to.

*If Palace somehow turn Liverpool over it’ll be at about 4am on Wednesday.

[Carbomb]

Looking forward to Wednesday morning.

[Frankie Crisp]

About halfway through sorting the results out, FYI. 

[Frankie Crisp]

Wotcha. Sorry for the delay in getting the results up; got a bit of a legal issue with a custumer that’s consumed things over the last couple of weeks. I’ll get everything finished up and posted as soon as possible.

Edited May 1, 2024 by Frankie Crisp

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I can translate that lads. Frankie is currently selling our data to a North Korean bot farm and he's just haggling over the price. 

[Tommy!]

9 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I can translate that lads. Frankie is currently selling our data to a North Korean bot farm and he's just haggling over the price. 

To be honest letting North Korea think people like me are the archetype British male would be a brilliant move for British security.

North Korean spy's trying to blend in telling everyone how much they love motorhead, old crime drama and bragging about how loose thier bowels are would have them picked up in no time.

[King Coconut]

Excuse me, my good lady but I requested my BIT OF KWESH CHEESE ON!!!

[air_raid]

12 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I can translate that lads. Frankie is currently selling our data to a North Korean bot farm and he's just haggling over the price. 

Wrong side of the border. He explicitly stated £7 per kilo, but Mr Park is refusing to settle the invoice for a penny more than £6.50.

[Frankie Crisp]

Lads, I’m really sorry for the delay in this. I know it’s an insignificant survey on a mental internet forum, but people took the time to submit votes so I will see this through.

With work legal issues, contracting the plague at the weekend and other nonsense, I’ve not had chance to finish it.

I’m missing a Kate Nash gig as a result, just so you know how incredibly awful and life-threatening this last few weeks has been.

Preposterous exaggeration, but basically I’m up the wall and will sort it ASAP.

Edited May 15, 2024 by Frankie Crisp

[SuperBacon]

10 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I’m missing a Kate Nash gig

She's finally enforcing that restraining order then!

Feel better Frankie.