Twat Runs Across Africa

[neil]

Lager for the lads, what a legend, top fella.

[SuperBacon]

On 6/11/2023 at 8:34 PM, TheBurningRed said:

Oh fuck off.

Imagine walking into a pub and having to say the words "I'll have a pint of Hardest Geezer please barman" 

 

[gmoney]

4.5%? Might as well be Kaliber. 

[wordsfromlee]

I bet he drinks a lager top. 

[SuperBacon]

14 hours ago, gmoney said:

4.5%? Might as well be Kaliber. 

Off topic but one of my most embarrassing moments was when I was about 20 and at Reading Festival with my sister, her husband and mates.

My sister wasn't drinking for health reasons but still wanted to sort of have the experience with us, so took a crate of Kaliber.

I got caught with two cans down my trousers going into the arena and made to get them out (ooooeeeer) whilst meekly protesting to a queue of around 50 behind me that they weren't mine whilst they all jeered me for having fucking Kaliber.

I just wanted to be a LADLADLAD

[neil]

Latest video is up and Hardest Geezer Lad had to take a rest day at last due to pissing blood.

These cunts went to see a doctor, who they immediately start shit talking calling him "questionable" and "waste of time". The fucking nerve of them, you're in an African country you twats, medical care is not in abundance and by you showing up you're probably taking it away from someone else. These pricks expect world class medical care while running through tiny regional towns for something that is entirely self-induced - never thought something could go wrong by running a marathon everyday for 45 days.

The videos are definitely lagging behind now, not a real knock on them. But a look on twitter shows they just got robbed lol

[neil]

Blimey, Hardest Geezer only gone and got himself kidnapped in a village in the DRC. They've gotten absolutely fucked recently, visa issues, 2 weeks of no running, and now doing a massive detour due to the disastrous route they took in the DRC.

[SuperBacon]

This tweet is so unintentionally funny. Just such a dim bloke.

But this reply is the icing. 

A coke and a salute!!! 

[ReturnOfTheMack]

'Coke and a salute' is one of the greatest things I have ever read. Fucking Hell.

[neil]

Yeah so much of this is tinged with the "Idiot English Abroad" vibe.

[SuperBacon]

Some lad drank 2000 pint in 200 days, and Russ had an issue with it. 

Such a dim bloke.

[Cousin Jim Bob]

Every time there is a new post in this thread. I click the thread title hoping someone has kidnapped or shot the twat.

 

If anyone else was thinking the same. I apologise for my post not being that.

Edited October 22, 2023 by Cousin Jim Bob

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, Cousin Jim Bob said:

Every time there is a new post in this thread. I click the thread title hoping someone has kidnapped or shot the twat.

Me or Russ? Understandable either way

[Cousin Jim Bob]

18 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Me or Russ? Understandable either way

 

Nah mate. Even though your posts lack utility and could do with more dedication. You smash that submit reply button everyday. So Mission Complete!

 

You proper cracked me up and didn't kill my vibe! A big coke and a salute to you!

[neil]

Their videos had become incredibly dull...but I will say the latest episode is some pure insanity that you can only get in an African country with them trying to transport their van across a body of water. This stuff is actually cool to see and I feel like they totally miss out on showing these kind of challenges normally - instead choosing to show the most banal bantz between the lads.