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Get rid of one thing from this planet


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Not popping this in Minor Annoyances as it boils my fucking blood and it isn't minor, but if I could eradicate one thing from this planet it would be flies.

Absolute bastards. I don't know how many I kill a day. It must be 10 at least, as there are planters outside my windows and also the bastard butchers downstairs attracts a lot of them too.

The rage I feel when I hear that zzzz go past my head... I don't care what part of the ecosystem* chain it would effect in a knock on way, they need to go!

So, what would you get rid of? (I do vaguely remember a thread being discussed on here where someone admitted they would kill someone if they could get away with it, so try and keep it light :) )

*Please no fly nonces defending the little pricks. I don't have the patience. 

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Just now, Tommy! said:

This is going to be controversial for the UKFF but the need to defecate and urinate. Science can put a man on the moon but it can't make it so I don't need to have bowel movements or piss. 

I often wonder how it works in Star Trek. Do they use teleporters to beam that shit out of them or do they ask Picard if they can go for a dump. I bet nobody would use a cubicle after Worf. 

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46 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I often wonder how it works in Star Trek. Do they use teleporters to beam that shit out of them or do they ask Picard if they can go for a dump. I bet nobody would use a cubicle after Worf. 

I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. 

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3 minutes ago, gmoney said:

I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. 

I bet it got worse when he went to DS9. Bet Quarks Bar had the filthiest shithouse in the quadrant what with Officer Mick and Morn passing fuck knows what through their wormholes. 

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33 minutes ago, gmoney said:

I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. 

 

27 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I bet it got worse when he went to DS9. Bet Quarks Bar had the filthiest shithouse in the quadrant what with Officer Mick and Morn passing fuck knows what through their wormholes. 

 

24 minutes ago, gmoney said:

I wonder just how may times he went in Odo's bucket. 

regret GIF

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