Members SuperBacon Posted August 10, 2021 Members Posted August 10, 2021 Not popping this in Minor Annoyances as it boils my fucking blood and it isn't minor, but if I could eradicate one thing from this planet it would be flies. Absolute bastards. I don't know how many I kill a day. It must be 10 at least, as there are planters outside my windows and also the bastard butchers downstairs attracts a lot of them too. The rage I feel when I hear that zzzz go past my head... I don't care what part of the ecosystem* chain it would effect in a knock on way, they need to go! So, what would you get rid of? (I do vaguely remember a thread being discussed on here where someone admitted they would kill someone if they could get away with it, so try and keep it light ) *Please no fly nonces defending the little pricks. I don't have the patience. Quote
RedRooster Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Probably a controversial one, but TV dramas that go beyond 3 seasons. I’d rather want more than want less. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 This is going to be controversial for the UKFF but the need to defecate and urinate. Science can put a man on the moon but it can't make it so I don't need to have bowel movements or piss. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, Tommy! said: This is going to be controversial for the UKFF but the need to defecate and urinate. Science can put a man on the moon but it can't make it so I don't need to have bowel movements or piss. I often wonder how it works in Star Trek. Do they use teleporters to beam that shit out of them or do they ask Picard if they can go for a dump. I bet nobody would use a cubicle after Worf. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) There's an awful joke about Klingons here I'm sure of it, my Carbomb sense is tingling. Edit: Edited August 10, 2021 by Tommy! Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 10, 2021 Moderators Posted August 10, 2021 Five. Five posts until we started talking about shitting. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Chest Rockwell said: Five. Five posts until we started talking about shitting. Four actually, I made the fifth post and I’m innocent until proven guilty HAHAHAHA Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 46 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I often wonder how it works in Star Trek. Do they use teleporters to beam that shit out of them or do they ask Picard if they can go for a dump. I bet nobody would use a cubicle after Worf. I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, gmoney said: I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. I bet it got worse when he went to DS9. Bet Quarks Bar had the filthiest shithouse in the quadrant what with Officer Mick and Morn passing fuck knows what through their wormholes. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I bet it got worse when he went to DS9. Bet Quarks Bar had the filthiest shithouse in the quadrant what with Officer Mick and Morn passing fuck knows what through their wormholes. I wonder just how may times he went in Odo's bucket. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted August 10, 2021 Posted August 10, 2021 Just now, gmoney said: I wonder just how may times he went in Odo's bucket. Haha, top shithousing! Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Haha, top shithousing! This is one of the best jokes made on this forum and it was about Star Trek. What a shame. EDIT That's if you meant it as a joke! Edited August 10, 2021 by gmoney Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted August 10, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2021 MPDTT's favourite watch. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted August 10, 2021 Author Members Posted August 10, 2021 33 minutes ago, gmoney said: I wouldn't want to go in after O Brien either. I bet he leaves it in a right state. 27 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I bet it got worse when he went to DS9. Bet Quarks Bar had the filthiest shithouse in the quadrant what with Officer Mick and Morn passing fuck knows what through their wormholes. 24 minutes ago, gmoney said: I wonder just how may times he went in Odo's bucket. Quote
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