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The UKFF WTF Wish Thread


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35 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Anyone?

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That cat looks surprised.

Saw this in a group I'm a member of on Facebook. They're not selling horse tack, that's not a clarinet.

 

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That's just creepy...

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This last one is prime for the UKFF. Infact I bet by the end of the week a bunch of you will have this installed.

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7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

The algorithm doesn't lie.

Weird thing is I watched the film Peelers last night which is a ropey zombie movie on Netflix with strippers. One of which wears a diaper in her routine. It can't be a coincidence surely.

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Inspired by the thread I've logged into my account to be recommended fake cigarette lighters to hide/smuggle pills, "tobacco" crushers, steel garrottes, fake watches and wide selection of inflatable butt plugs.

I have no idea what makes them think that's what I'm on the look out for, I already have a watch. 

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1 hour ago, DEF said:

 

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So you start with your fingers nicely parallel, playing with correct finger technique, and after using the stretchy thing, you'll twist your fingers and move them against the joint. 

Brilliant.

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17 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

So you start with your fingers nicely parallel, playing with correct finger technique, and after using the stretchy thing, you'll twist your fingers and move them against the joint. 

Brilliant.

Need to be able to get that 6 fret reach!

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Another one that we are prime targets for even though I'm not sure what it does.

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What's the hole for though!?!

EDIT - Maybe looking at it wrong and it's for shifting gears

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Much like a lot of the weird infomercial things, I reckon this is aimed at people with certain physical impairments. The hole is presumably what you stuff toilet paper into, and then use, if you have difficulty reaching normally.

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