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The UKFF WTF Wish Thread


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35 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Anyone?

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That cat looks surprised.

Saw this in a group I'm a member of on Facebook. They're not selling horse tack, that's not a clarinet.

 

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That's just creepy...

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This last one is prime for the UKFF. Infact I bet by the end of the week a bunch of you will have this installed.

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7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

The algorithm doesn't lie.

Weird thing is I watched the film Peelers last night which is a ropey zombie movie on Netflix with strippers. One of which wears a diaper in her routine. It can't be a coincidence surely.

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Inspired by the thread I've logged into my account to be recommended fake cigarette lighters to hide/smuggle pills, "tobacco" crushers, steel garrottes, fake watches and wide selection of inflatable butt plugs.

I have no idea what makes them think that's what I'm on the look out for, I already have a watch. 

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1 hour ago, DEF said:

 

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So you start with your fingers nicely parallel, playing with correct finger technique, and after using the stretchy thing, you'll twist your fingers and move them against the joint. 

Brilliant.

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Another one that we are prime targets for even though I'm not sure what it does.

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What's the hole for though!?!

EDIT - Maybe looking at it wrong and it's for shifting gears

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Much like a lot of the weird infomercial things, I reckon this is aimed at people with certain physical impairments. The hole is presumably what you stuff toilet paper into, and then use, if you have difficulty reaching normally.

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