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HarmonicGenerator

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1 hour ago, Richard said:

Some daft choices from Michael there. You can fuck off if you're getting rid of Bianca.

aye not to spoil our fun hypothetical game but if you can't put a face to a third of the roster seems a bit silly to put yourself in the role of chopping block operant. Cutting the pre-agreed telly hours down would leak a hell of a lot more money than hiring Raul Mendoza as an enhancement talent does too.

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4 hours ago, Michael_3165 said:

 Dolph Ziggler - run out of new, fresh ideas. Stick him in NJPW opposite superior workers and get good programs going.

 

You just made the list.

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6 hours ago, Project Nim said:

Showed the list to my 11 year old son and aside from some truly baffling call ups his sack list is -

Aiden English, Big Show, Epico, Fabian Aichner, Jack Gallagher, War Raiders, Jinder Mahal, John Cena, Kona Reeves, Ascension, Lana, Lince Dorada, Mickie James, Mojo Rawley, The Mighty, Rhyno, Singh Brothers, TJP, Tye Dillinger, Zack Ryder.

Carrano’s phone bill will be a bit high.

your son would bin Cena? does he have a neckbeard?

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24 minutes ago, sj5522 said:

your son would bin Cena? does he have a neckbeard?

He's cut Lana, he's blatantly not old enough to spout hair from adult locations.

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On 9/29/2018 at 12:18 PM, HarmonicGenerator said:

Akira Tozawa - I love the guy, but unless he's getting a push, cut him loose and let 

Aliyah - Constantly surprised she's still there. Brings nothing to the table that there isn't someone else doing better.

Angelo Dawkins - Worst part of his team, has been there forever and shown no discernible improvement. Still doing a shit double headband/"mixing it up" gimmick that he's been doing since day one and never got over.

Apollo Crews - Has done cock all since he's been there. Huge disappointment, probably not salvageable. 

Dolph Ziggler - Let him go and do dreadful stand-up somewhere I don't have to see him. Beyond stale.

EC3 - has been a damp squib in NXT. Either repackage and rebuild, or just cut him loose.

Epico Colon - astonishing that these guys are still under contract.

Jaxson Ryker - had to remind myself who he is. A default CAW from 2010. 

Mike Kanellis - Only there as an excuse to bring Maria back. Sack him off.

Primo Colon - see Epico

Steve Cutler - who?

Tamina - just a bit dreadful.

TJP - I hate his face.

 

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Aiden English - after this Rusev angle he's had his time.

Akira Tozawa - solid hand but send him on his way and freshed up 205 Live.

Alexander Wolfe - never seen anything in him and never will.

Alicia Fox - beyond past being of any interest to anyone at all.

Aliyah - caught tweeting horrid racism and has nothing everyone else doesn't. Bin.

Angelo Dawkins - bin.

Apollo Crews - great ability but zero charisma.

Ariya Daivari - bye.

Baron Corbin - in the bin after this last chance.

Bianca Belair - don't see any reason to keep around.

Big Show - retirement after a farewell big match maybe even at Mania would be nice.

Bo Dallas - had some fun runs like Sandow but the time has come.

Buddy Murphy - so generic. 

Cezar Bononi - never ever ever making the full roster.

Curtis Axel - see Bo Dallas.

Danny Burch - see Cezar Bononi.

Dash Wilder - far too small for his gimmick. Bin.

Deonna Purrazzo - adds nothing different.

Drake Maverick - surprised he was ever even signed.

Epico Colon - how is he still there.

Fabian Aichner - see Bonono.

Fandango - see Dallas/Axel.

Goldust - retirement after one last angle.

Gran Metalik - multiple better at what he does.

Heath Slater - see Fandango/Dallas/Axel.

Hideo Itami - back to Japan sadly a flop.

Jaxson Ryker - bye.

Karl Anderson - back to Japan.

Kassius Ohno - maybe a trainer or something.

Konnor - leave and let War Raiders take similar spot.

Kyle O'Reilly - never seen it never will.

Luke Gallows - back to Japan.

Maria Kanellis - return never worked out.

Mark Andrews - not good enough.

Mickie James - maybe become trainer.

Mike Kanellis - offers literally nothing.

Mojo Rawley - beyond awful.

Naomi - awful.

Natalya - become an ambassador or something.

Nick Miller - so indy it hurts.

Noam Dar - shite.

No Way Jose - flopped on main roster.

Oney Lorcan - never ever making main roster.

Primo Colon - see Epico.

Raul Mendoza - no idea who this is.

Rhyno - time is up.

Riddick Moss - never making main roster.

Roderick Strong - keep for NXT or move on.

Rowan - let Harper be a singles wrestler and bin Rowan. As a team too similar to others.

Samir Singh - no longer needed.

Scott Dawson - see his partner.

Shane Thorne - see his partner.

Shelton Benjamin - sadly looks very out of place in my opinion.

Sin Cara - multiple better at same role.

Sonya Deville - multiple better with same gimmick.

Steve Cutler - bin.

Sunil Singh - no longer needed.

Tamina - shocked she's still around.

Tino Sabbatelli - shite.

Titus O'Neil - retire and become full time ambassador.

TJP - awful gimmick. Mid 30s guy acting 18. Overrated in ring.

Trent Seven - dont see it at all.

Tyler Breeze - time has come sadly.

Vanessa Borne - nothing different.

Viktor - see Konor.

Wesley Blake - beyond vanilla.

William Regal - can we really count him? Seems hes practically fully background staff pops our very occasionally for NXT in GM tole.

Zack Ryder - would anyone miss him?

That's 68 and could anyone honestly say any of them would be missed? Free's up plenty of spots and money to bring in some far more interesting characters or people with potential of making an impact.

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20 minutes ago, Jonny Vegas said:

That's 68 and could anyone honestly say any of them would be missed? Free's up plenty of spots and money to bring in some far more interesting characters or people with potential of making an impact.

Bianca, Buddy, O’Reilly and Strong have been four of my highlights this year so I’d certainly miss them!

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I was thinking about how a lot of people are just cutting all the jobbers and lower carders and how that would be detrimental to the roster. The midcarders that are left and are loved will have to take over that role and be the jobbers. People will moan that their talents are being wasted but then I remembered that Road Dogg said wins and losses don't matter in 2018.

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2 hours ago, Jonny Vegas said:

 

Dash Wilder - far too small for his gimmick. Bin.

Scott Dawson - see his partner.

 

Awful take. Were Tully & Arn too small to draw heat with the Road Warriors or Demolition?

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2 hours ago, air_raid said:

Awful take. Were Tully & Arn too small to draw heat with the Road Warriors or Demolition?

Nope. I don't know what size or height any of the 4 genuinely are but never in my live have I looked at Arn & Tully and thought they looked small or non threatening/capable. That is however always my impression with Dash & Wilder. I'd be surprised it either were legitimately over 5'8".

Comparing those two teams in any way whatsoever is frightening though.

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23 minutes ago, Jonny Vegas said:

 

Comparing those two teams in any way whatsoever is frightening though.

Legitimately who the Revival reminded me most of in their heat sections, cutting the ring off and little cheating spots in their excellent matches with Alpha and DIY. Don't be frightened.

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