Paid Members theironshake Posted November 15, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2017 I had a religious 5 mins in the mid 90s. I unfortunately told everyone that Jesus had touched me. So I became Jesus's bitch for about a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Not a childhood one but a good one nonetheless. At my wedding my brother in law followed one of my friends who is a tattooist around all night asking him if he was a tattoosit. This must have happened a dozen times. My mate was ready to smash his teeth out. Eventually my brother in law said it to him for the last time and then just looked him in the eye and said "You're a fucking tracer" and walked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 16, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 16, 2017 @PowerButchi - was it you I once saw call someone a "fucking Brenton" on here or someone else? Still cracks me up to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 16, 2017 Moderators Share Posted November 16, 2017 T'was me, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FailedPromoter Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 A while back, I was reading through old gold threads and one that sticks out is another of Butch's, when he called Bowler a "fucking spang". Had me in stitches, never heard/seen that one used before or since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 16, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 16, 2017 I remember that one as well but for some reason "fucking Brenton" always stood out most of all. And just staying on the subject of Butch for one more post, probably my favourite insult he ever came out with was when he said that he hoped Keeno had a massive house fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 16, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2017 With the greatest of respect to Butch, he'll never top Rosegarden Funeral the real life version of a total utter twat with nothing usefull to say and it is like a real life funeral everytime he opens his stupid mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 On 15/11/2017 at 4:49 PM, cobra_gordo said: Not a childhood one but a good one nonetheless. At my wedding my brother in law followed one of my friends who is a tattooist around all night asking him if he was a tattoosit. This must have happened a dozen times. My mate was ready to smash his teeth out. Eventually my brother in law said it to him for the last time and then just looked him in the eye and said "You're a fucking tracer" and walked off. That just comes from this scene in Chasing Amy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 He's no Mick Piss, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 21, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 21, 2017 Mick Piss is no Bumgull, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Bumgull is no imaginary bollock dance though. (request banning for who mentions SG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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