Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 ... is one of the ways I was insulted as a youngster by Daryl Cowen. Even at the time I didn’t know how to respond. When I was a teen I had long hair, in a town that it was deemed as completely freakish. I used to get a lot of “cut y’hair... ‘ippy” and One sticks out in mind. A group of nob heads from school spotted me over the road and the mouthpiece shouted... “ere, giz 50 pence, a tab and a gan on your skateboard.. fookin ippy”. Can you remember hearing or have you been on the receiving end of any really obscure insults? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I went to school one day with two bits of hair stuck up on my fringe. I was called bullhead for the rest of term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I got stick for doing the fucking long jump for our school athletics team and was nicknamed "Froggy" because of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The British Bushwacker Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 A lad once ran into my cousins garden, nobody knew who he was so when my auntie told him to bugger off his response was "you talk like a duck" , which was different, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendsof british wrestlin Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Well this could also apply to the the "Street Graffiti" thread. I was once described on the work's bog wall as a "Piss Bowl Shandy Drinker". Is this a common insult, as i have never heard of it before or since? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 Kid in highschool once shouted at me 'Ya mom sucks cock for England'. Very funny, looking back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 England caps aren’t as presitigious as they used to be, but still quite the accolade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 A kid once decided to taunt me for ginger hair, but wanted to come up with something new and original. Best he could come up with was 'baked bean head'. It was one of those rare occasions when the kid delivering the insult actually got more abuse from everyone else than me receiving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 13, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 13, 2017 Girl at a party once told me I looked like Bill Gates with a bit of Robin Williams. She was trying to flirt, but I’d consider it as qualifying for this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 My nanna once described Elton John as sounding like "a cat pissing on a drum". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 In a letter of complaint about me, which really should have been written in crayon, I was accused of being “hignorant”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Sadly on occasion I'm liked to James Cordon and not recent, Hollywood Corden but Gavin and Stacey Cordon. Once this guy kept following me round the pub going on about it being an irritating bellend. He begged me to go outside and speak to these wretched girls sat in tracksuits on a pub bench. They proceeded to disagree on the grounds James Cordon's fat and ugly but I'm just ugly. Being a hefty guy I wasn't sure to take the compliment or the insult to heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 A mate from school got called a dickless dickhead once, we still use it to ironically insult each other now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted November 15, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2017 "Good at maths" was a particularly bizarre one. It was the inconsistency that grated for me. First year was "you are posh" because I had a suede pencil case. After that it was "you're a gyppo" because I was spotted buying a computer game in Oxfam. Oh, and my explanation that my dad worked on quality control procedures for a company making digital thermometers and other sensors somehow got turned into the insult "your dad's a clockmaker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 15, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted November 15, 2017 37 minutes ago, JNLister said: "your dad's a clockmaker." This is what I’m after. There’s some obscure shouts so far and in fairness a couple of run of the mill.. but this is what it’s all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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