fleischmark Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Hello UKFF, it's been a while. Â I have been made Best Man for my cousin's wedding and I am absolutely fucking useless. For his stag I have booked up something that someone I know did for their mate which basically involves a weekend in a hotel, a day of it's a knockout hilarity and a comedy club then getting munted. Â I got my deputy best man (I'm aware that isn't a thing) to sort absolutely everything with regards to enlisting people and getting their money as I was genuinely doing a project where I simply didn't have time to sort it. Â Anyway, I love my cousin with all my heart and really want to do some things for him that he's going to enjoy. Plenty of the LADS going want us to wear matching t shirts and wear dresses and possibly have the groom-to-be horribly raped whilst tied to a lamp post, but that's just not my thing. Â As mentioned though, I'm fucking shit and don't know what to do for him so like I did for many years I am turning to the UKFF to give me ideas and to tell me of the best stags you've been to and WHY?!?!?! Â Cheers guys in advance and I for one can't wait for stories of hilarity to ensue! Â NOTE: Still include stories of strip clubs and groom-rape because it might at least spark an idea off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 10, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 10, 2014 For my stag do my best friends were planning to hire a Pat Butcher lookalike to just 'hang around' with us during the stag weekend. Sadly, she wasn't willing to stay overnight. Â But you never know, there could be others out there that might. Imagine the hilarity of an Ian Beale lookalike with you all weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted October 10, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2014 I talked about HintHunt for a stag over here. On the same weekend the party also went to the greyhounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 11, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2014 I can't imagine anything worse than going on a stag do or having to arrange someone else's. Cringefest of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Going to my first stag do (we call them buck's parties) next month. A sure sign I'm getting old, really, with my friends getting engaged and now married. Anyway, we're doing a BBQ on the beach for breakfast (I'm aware that's probably more of an Aussie thing), then go karts, massive feast at a German pub, Sydney pub crawl, casino. Fin. Â I wasn't the organiser of this, and I bemoan the lack of strippers involved, but this group of mates are a bit too conservative for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 11, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2014 I can't imagine anything worse than going on a stag do or having to arrange someone else's. Cringefest of the highest order.What's cringey about going on a stag do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted October 11, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2014 Having to interact with other people face to face, I imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 The best stag dos I've been on have always been when you get the 10 or so closest friends of the groom, hire somewhere out of the way, and just get really spannered in luxurious surroundings. Â No strippers, no pub crawls, no humiliation or embarrassment. Â The most memorable was when we hired a small castle in Scotland and a sound system, and spent 3 days eating haggis, drinking scotch and fine wines, and taking fuckloads of MDMA and coke. Â The castle has all these swords on the walls so we ended up having quite a few running sword fights through the corridors. Â Â We also managed to get a visit from the local bobby (on his bicycle!) due to firing off fireworks from the top of the tower to see if we could hit the nearest houses (not my idea). Â We were all in ridiculous fancy dress, and were just trying to get a picture of all of us when he turned up, so there were about 10 guys off their tits on the main staircase, and the best man answered the door in a DJ and grass skirt, put on his best plummy voice and tried to disguise his spinning eyes. Â The main day ended at about 6 in the morning with us all watching Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves as a comedown, which is a pretty hilarious film in that state. Â I woke up many hours later on the floor in front of the DVD menu of Robocop... the best of intentions, clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthofsin Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 As a guy who spends the majority of his weekends playing minder to a kissagram, i must have been to around 50 stag dos, all be it briefly, in the last year or so. Activity weekends, luxury hotels, day at the races, booked function rooms, party bus (that was a unique one lol) etc. I've also seen soem stage parties who go with a stripper or beer wench as well as a kissagram. The one thing i've learned more than anything when it comes to these sorts of events is this.. Be sure everything you book is somethign the person the party for will enjoy. As obvious as it sounds, you'd be surprised how many people don't. While a kissagram act is a fun and light hearted affair, and not a raunchy act. It does involve the 'victim' being embarassed. Some guys don't like it, so they arent the types to book somethign liek that for. Same can be said for strippers, dwarves, beer wenches etc. On the flip side, if it's booked for the right type of person, it can be a hell of a lot of fun. It's not everyone's cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted October 13, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 13, 2014 Plenty of the LADS going want us to wear matching t shirts and wear dresses and possibly have the groom-to-be horribly raped whilst tied to a lamp post, but that's just not my thing. You've changed man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Went on a stag earlier this year and didn't want to do the whole matching "Lads On Tour" shirts thing but did want to have some sort of matching theme. So one of the boys made some t-shirts with various movie posters (and a Seinfeld one) that had been photoshopped with various images of the stag. They were funny, subtle and looked the part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleischmark Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Â Plenty of the LADS going want us to wear matching t shirts and wear dresses and possibly have the groom-to-be horribly raped whilst tied to a lamp post, but that's just not my thing. You've changed man. Â Â . I've always despised LADS ON TOUR t shirt behaviour but I'll agree with you on the lampost rape. I barely do anything bumming related these days and it's been the cruelest part of growing up. With the right minds behind it 'Bum you with my willy' could still be the new 'Fuck her right in the pussy' though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 17, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 17, 2014 I went on a really good Stag Do that did actually have matching t-shirts and we went to a really cliché stag do spot (Newquay). Ultimately, it was a good group of lads and that's what matters.  The picture on the t-shirt was actually brilliant, as it happens. We took an old photo of the stag of him when he on a sofa in his pants and photoshopped it into a George Costanza "timeless art of seduction" picture.  As you might imagine, though, the t-shirt doesn't get a lot of wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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