Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 I'd pay for Matrix t-shirt! You should go into bidnizz, that be the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 Jim'll Paint It is my idol. Well, i say that, i wish i'd thought of it first as i've always had a penchant for MSPaint. Â It's annoying, because i'm a perfectionist and having to bust these out on the sly at work is limiting, but also more fun i guess. I get lazy too, i just want them finished and slack off on detail but again that's partially down to being aware of getting caught! Â Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 Dear John, Â Please draw Frankie Crisp's living room after a night on the lash. Must include: Frankie himself, empty alcohol bottles and a Quality Street tin which has been filled with excrement. Blowup doll in a hairdressers uniform optional. Â Fatima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 I'd give it a go. Something on that scale would take me a few days though. Â I dont think i've ever seen a photo of Frankie though, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 7, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 7, 2013 Please draw Frankie Crisp's living room after a night on the lash. Must include: Frankie himself, empty alcohol bottles and a Quality Street tin which has been filled with excrement. Blowup doll in a hairdressers uniform optional. Â For added reality, it should include Butch sprawled on my sofa, arms and legs everywhere, with some boats sailing past through the window. Â I dont think I've ever seen a photo of Frankie though, so... Think Danny Dyer. I don't look anything like him in the slightest, but someone on here once said that I do. I'm assuming they were leathered or David Blunkett is a secret poster. If it's all part of the UKFF perception fun, then go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 You don't look anything like Danny Dyer! Who said that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 7, 2013 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 7, 2013 You don't look anything like Danny Dyer! Who said that?! Exactly. I can't remember who it was, but ages ago someone did. And I think PunkStep referred to it a few weeks ago in some thread or other. Baffling. I look more like Bruce Dyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WWFChilli Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 Busy in the office this morning, so the quality has suffered considerably..  IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!  Matrix, I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 7, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 7, 2013 Frankie I think you'll find his full name is Danny Fackin' Dyer! I can't remember who claimed you looked like him now (you don't, btw), was a good couple of years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 It might have been me. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted November 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 8, 2013 If someone could draw the Surf Digby Calendar in paint that would be epic. I have tried but I have the artistic talent of an epileptic thalidomide sufferer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted November 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 8, 2013 If someone could draw the Surf Digby Calendar in paint that would be epic. I have tried but I have the artistic talent of an epileptic thalidomide sufferer. Â Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 11, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2013 Please draw Frankie Crisp's living room after a night on the lash. Must include: Frankie himself, empty alcohol bottles and a Quality Street tin which has been filled with excrement. Blowup doll in a hairdressers uniform optional. Â For added reality, it should include Butch sprawled on my sofa, arms and legs everywhere, with some boats sailing past through the window. Â I dont think I've ever seen a photo of Frankie though, so... Think Danny Dyer. I don't look anything like him in the slightest, but someone on here once said that I do. I'm assuming they were leathered or David Blunkett is a secret poster. If it's all part of the UKFF perception fun, then go for it. Â This is pretty much ready. Will post in the morning when i have time to finish off a few small details. Never doing one of these again. Two and a half working days that's cost me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted November 11, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2013 Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted November 11, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2013 No need to apologise. It's the equivalent of saying "Oooh, i bet you couldnt eat that entire mixed grill". I know i shouldnt, but pride takes over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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