Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 21, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 21, 2013 So, there's been a lot of talk about metal, and how some parts are a bit cringey as they're a bit serious, and the best way to have a good laugh at this is through the medium of jpeg. For example, here's Funk Metal exponent Eurovision Song Contest from the band Mayhem. He was killed by a man. Â Â The half shirt really makes it SUPER DUPER, along with the dead hard bullet belt. Â Â And here's Jimmy Somerville dressed as the woman off Queen's Breakthru video. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted March 21, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Â Pigs trotters for hands, can't get any more alpha than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Pigs trotters for hands, can't get any more alpha than that. I recently read this, about that guy - Â Â Nattramn of Swedish black metal outfit, Silencer, has been the subject of many rumors, such as cutting off his own hands during a recording, only to personally sew pig's feet onto his bloody stumps. That rumor was created by the circulation of this photo which is one of the only known photographs of Nattramn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 How the fuck did he sew the second one on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 He may not look as ~metal~ as some of the others, but here's the king of black metal, in training for Anders Breivik escaping. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 How the fuck did he sew the second one on? Yeah, I don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 If he'd first started a rumour about having a prehensile cock it'd be a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 21, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted March 21, 2013 He may not look as ~metal~ as some of the others, but here's the king of black metal, in training for Anders Breivik escaping.  Oh, that is absolutely spectacular. He looks like he's holidaying with one of those societies that recreates battles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Perhaps less funny and more concerning is the idea that a convicted murderer is allowed to hang out in the wood in Norway with lethal weapons. Surely there must be something wrong there? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 21, 2013 Author Moderators Share Posted March 21, 2013 I bet he's never stuck for fancy dress. He's got loads of full size Action Man costumes. I reckon sometimes he likes to dress as Dr. X and do some cottaging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Even his crossbow is camo. Hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 21, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2013 KISS go disco/prog hybrid. Â This is what metal is about to me. You records stop selling as a rock band so you turn into a pop act before the lucrative reunion tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted March 21, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2013 How the fuck did he sew the second one on? Â Just reminds me of the Young ones when Neil tries to crucify himself but can't put the last nail in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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