Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 8, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2013 All the men want to be him, all the women want to do him. An HBK for 2013 (or 71BC), Gannicus from Spartacus. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted March 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2013 Â 6ft+, built like a brick shithouse, charismatic and most importantly- a hell of a play-actor! He's a pretty decent promo, too... Â Pipe-bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 8, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2013 And here's your franchise. Main eventing 10 Wrestlemanias in a row, and making the dreams of thousands of dying Make A Wish kids come true. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2013 David Haye would be a great heel. Good on the Mic and great at coming up with weasely excuses as to why he has lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildSybianRider Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Â I spoke to God this morning and he said he doesn't like you. *DDT* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted March 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2013 Â The Notorious V.I.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2013 And here's your franchise. Main eventing 10 Wrestlemanias in a row, and making the dreams of thousands of dying Make A Wish kids come true. Isn't he actually training to be a wrestler though? I'm sure he said he was hoping for his first match this year. So you're cheating, Woy!  Anyway I've always thought that YouTube sensation Techno Viking should be a wrestler. He looks awesome, he's German and he can move.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted March 8, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2013 Â Susie Green could bring down any opponent. Frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Niff, that's a great shout. She is like an Indy Sensational Sherri, with added swearing and Jewishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Bob Crow for Raw GM. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Bob Crow for Raw GM. And going by Question Time, Melanie Philips for, well, Melanie Philips. Who would she be in the wrestling world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 9, 2013 Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2013 Â "So they brought you up from NXT, huh? Don't worry about Big E. Langston, I'll watch your back. Put a word in with Vince and he'll let us change together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted March 9, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2013 Bob Crow for Raw GM. And going by Question Time, Melanie Philips for, well, Melanie Philips. Who would she be in the wrestling world?  Preferably a mute wrestler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Â "So they brought you up from NXT, huh? Don't worry about Big E. Langston, I'll watch your back. Put a word in with Vince and he'll let us change together." And now I'm awake all night wondering who is Robson. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildSybianRider Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I was thinking about Oz or Wire characters but then I thought I would never stop posting about it. O'Reily was made for those backstage skits where something devious is occurring but the wrestlers don't notice the camera. Do they still do those? Â Yo, Gordy, you want some tits? All you have to do..... Â Â Â Â *ten minutes pass* Â Â Â Â That's Stanislofsky in the white. Â Â Nigel Farage pretty much plays an ostentatiously gay character who doesn't realise that he's gay. He'd be revolutionary. Â "Ho!, Randy, how'd you like to be our Eastleigh candidate? Cracking leather undies by the way, where can I get some of those?" Â Â In an ideal world, he'd be feuding with Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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