LazyMcLopez Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 Over the last few years my feet have shrunk from an 11 to a 8 and 3/4 so I did not know my size which is why I used to feet measuring equipment at the store which they told me I was a 8 and 3/4.I don't understand why nobody is questioning this element to the story. I mean, what the fuck? Did you slice your toes off?
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 21, 2012 Moderators Posted April 21, 2012 I skim read all his posts.. I guess others do the same..?Regardless, this thread made me absolutely crease. Kudos to all involved.
CTXRussomark Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 The very pants I was returning...Damn you! I'd searched out the Youtube link and everything!
ItsClobberingTime Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 What happens if they're shit, too...?Then he'll put them on and walk into head office, obviously.
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) To a nick a Pitcos phrase, I just did some real life laughing. Excellent.Personally I recommend a more multi-cultural style of shoe returns; just go back to the shop, pick the most vulnerable looking shop assistant and just fucking lob the shoes at their head. Edited April 21, 2012 by d-d-d-dAz
King Pitcos Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 Over the last few years my feet have shrunk from an 11 to a 8 and 3/4 so I did not know my size which is why I used to feet measuring equipment at the store which they told me I was a 8 and 3/4.I don't understand why nobody is questioning this element to the story. I mean, what the fuck? Did you slice your toes off?Considering his feet grew back to size 11 by the third day he had the trainers, I don't think it needs questioning.
Paid Members Monkee Posted April 21, 2012 Paid Members Posted April 21, 2012 Over the last few years my feet have shrunk from an 11 to a 8 and 3/4 so I did not know my size which is why I used to feet measuring equipment at the store which they told me I was a 8 and 3/4.I don't understand why nobody is questioning this element to the story. I mean, what the fuck? Did you slice your toes off?Considering his feet grew back to size 11 by the third day he had the trainers, I don't think it needs questioning. That genuinely made me laugh far more than it should have.Just saying. Carry on.
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted April 21, 2012 Paid Members Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) Over the last few years my feet have shrunk from an 11 to a 8 and 3/4 so I did not know my size which is why I used to feet measuring equipment at the store which they told me I was a 8 and 3/4.I don't understand why nobody is questioning this element to the story. I mean, what the fuck? Did you slice your toes off?Considering his feet grew back to size 11 by the third day he had the trainers, I don't think it needs questioning.This is an extremely valid point. You should really check that this isn't what's happened here styles. I definitely think you're in some way to blame for the trainers suddenly becoming 'faulty' after a day of wearing them comfortably.How are you getting on with the size 9s? Edited April 21, 2012 by ShortOrderCook
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 21, 2012 Moderators Posted April 21, 2012 That whole big feet/big nob thing... is your wanger changing size too? Maybe you should provide a month's worth of daily penile measurements (soft and on the hard) so we can properly judge this tale. Â Â "All the pieces matter..."
ItsClobberingTime Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 Now I realise the chances are slim, but I'm just throwing this out there: Â http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/ante...enhandsandfeet/ Â I don't know whether this fits with any of your particular historical timeline though styles.
thicko Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 All 3 members of my family have come out of various rooms in the house to find out what I'm laughing at. I tried to explain but had to stop reading allowed during Ian's Black & Decker post.....
ajmcstyles Posted April 21, 2012 Author Posted April 21, 2012 That whole big feet/big nob thing... is your wanger changing size too? Maybe you should provide a month's worth of daily penile measurements (soft and on the hard) so we can properly judge this tale."All the pieces matter..."I knew id get some stick about my feet shrinking over the last 9 years but if it makes someone laugh then what the hellLucky all is in check downstairs
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 21, 2012 Paid Members Posted April 21, 2012 I've always wanted a 9 inch cock.Instead of this fucking enormous thing.
d-d-d-dAz Posted April 21, 2012 Posted April 21, 2012 Ding Ding.Don't tell 'em like they used to hey Ian?
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted April 21, 2012 Paid Members Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) Lucky all is in check downstairs Right, fine, but what does "in check" mean? Because you're a guy who thought returning the shoes he was wearing was a reasonable idea. Your scale of normality is clearly a bit different to ours. Edited April 21, 2012 by opcws
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