Loki Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 If we finish the lyrics, I will put it to the appropriate beat over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 We could do a charidee style thing where we rap the lyrics we wrote individually and Pitcos sings the chorus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 I'm the kinda G the little Jimmy's conspire to be, Smoking (synthetic) Green in the night 30 day suspension just don't feel right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 The Briscoes are my heroes, even though they do not shower HBK is my idol, he carried Cena for an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 We could do a charidee style thing where we rap the lyrics we wrote individually and Pitcos sings the chorus. Â Yes, yes and thrice yes. Can we all sway our arms, holding burning 1PW videos instead of candles? "Do They Know They're Fappers After Alllllllll" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) "Tell me we why are the E so blind to see That the ones who need turns are Cena and Kofi" Edited November 29, 2011 by cobra_gordo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 I can't believe I missed the extended deadline- I woke up in the night from a dream where I was rapping a song called Fappers Paradise to the tune of Gangsta's Paradise  I watched Joshi once or twice Livin in this Fappers Paradise?  All I remember was the opening verse which was:  As I open up the browser on my laptop of death And punch those four letters for the UKFF  Fuck knows what happened after that but I'm sure it was awesomeballs Coz I've been watching Shimmer so long that even my momma knows that forearm was strong I ain't ever applauded a headlock that didn't deserve it, I liked CM Punk when he was unheard of  Something like that?    As I open up the browser on my laptop of death and I punch those four letters for the UKFF Coz I've been watching Shimmer so long that even my momma knows that my forearm ia strong I ain't ever applauded a headlock that didn't deserve it I even liked CM Punk when he was unheard of So you better watch what you're posting, coz I aint joking I'll click on the button & you know I'm 'reporting' I really hate to watch when it seems a joke like Hogan beating Nash with a fingerpoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 Chilli Dog's a fraud but at least he admitted it, and MATs getting hit on, 'cause she shows a bit of tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sym Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 This thread was made of amaze! Gutted I missed the rap part! Â Good work team! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Just when I thought I was out, Mike go and pulled me back in. Top work, fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 29, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) I went all stream of consciousness. There should be something usable in here, I hope!    Mention pretty cool cats (perhaps Colt Cabana) Best make sure you don't get hit with neil's banhammer  If Hulky saves the forum then it's gonna be good Arrows pointing us toward the neighbourhood Of beds with lovely pillows and bacon pressed Between bread, please don't suspend me, I say it only in jest Richie Freebird still loving the shipping forecast How long is Hulky's latest resurrection gonna last?  Somebody call Surf Graffiti's mum Haraga's still got his Doctorate of Cum  Ian Hitman Hart Gonna start For his part Some appreciatin' Of the legends all those fappers be hatin' Kevin Nash Gonna smash Like Frankie Crisp's Movember moustache, Those fappers won't know what hit 'em, Their wigs, Mark Henry's gonna split 'em Butch Reed Mark cheering him on Big Mickey EDL, dead n' gone Woyzeck in with the thread save Paid members like a papal conclave Black smoke and Dillkid is ThePhenom But don't say it, we know, we all seen him Mother's condoms Dropping awesome bombs Of awards also doled out by Chest He'll be decked out like Midas in a pink vest  Staniforth and TwoSheds, the biggun in Wigan, Duane and aaron's lizards be hidden, Loki and Gladstone in the film thread, Can't recall what anybody else said  Davey Richards for the Powerslam 50 Fin Martin vs. Pitcos won't happen, what a pity UKFF taking on all the fappers Gonna expose them like teenage happy slappers Applauding for headlocks and work rate and shit But on this forum we know that don't matter a bit What counts is a connection, you're making with the crowd (but don't say that if Dearly Devoted Dexter's around) Hulk Hogan over Davey, we'll take that any day Cena's nowhere near as crap as Finny boy would say Some fuckers like David even watch TNA (but if you like Abyss then just stay the fuck away)  Scott Steiner Nothing finer Chilean miner Sixty niner 50s style US diner Former merchant navy cruise liner Don't matter if you're Mr Seven or Rob Reiner, Everybody wants Scott Steiner    Don't let the shitarse 50 hit you on your way out Bossman for the Rumble's gonna happen, peace out Edited November 29, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 Slap a pic of a crying African child on this with Hulky-Aid written on it and we have ourselves a charity single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 Who did Pity pick for the suspension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 29, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2011 Scott Steiner Nothing finer Chilean miner Sixty niner 50s style US diner  Pitcos's harmonising aside, this is the funniest part of the thread for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Screen Up Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 (edited) This is the greatest thread I have ever read on here. Almost every post has been superb and the full flow has had such a feel good vibe to it, top marks all round! Pitcos's post is probably the second best post I've seen on here, if not the best and even posters like Cobra have made me laugh out loud. Edited November 29, 2011 by A Screen Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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