Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "They don't call you Harry the Bastard for nothing do they?" Â "No, they call me Ted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "wait for it to burst, wait for it to burst wait for it to...look out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 "May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Richie: "Spud Gun, one potato or two?" Spud Gun: "two please" Richie: "No, one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 '' Ever been hang-gliding Eddie?'' Â " No." Â Â ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "Merry Christmas Santa!" Â i could go on all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 '' British shopkeepers, Richie, best in the world...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 What noise does a Bison make and I'll make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Eddie: Why're you putting mayonnaise on your face? Richie: It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion. Eddie: (examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion. Richie: What? Oh no, blast! Oh God! Oh, argh-rrgh! Phuh! Well where's the sun tan lotion then? Eddie: You squirted that into your cheese roll. Richie: But I ate that! Eddie: (grinning) Yeah, I know. Richie: Well why didn't you tell me? Eddie: Because I don't like you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Snake Plissken Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 What noise does a Bison make and I'll make it. Â DUUUUNNNGGGGGGGG!! Â No thats cow poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 God save the quim Eddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "Oh good lord!" "Splice my sausage!" "Cor lummy!" "Christmas Pudding!" "Blood and stomach pills" ... "Hey, Eddie." "Yeah." "We really know how to swear, don't we" "You fucking well hit the clit on the nail there, you cunting bastard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Richie: "Spud Gun, one potato or two?" Spud Gun: "two please" Richie: "No, one"  I could pull that off well when I had curtains back in the day   ---------  Eddie: Why not put an ad in the lonely hearts column? Richie: Yeah! Eddie: Yeah, yeah. "Ugly virgin desperately seeks sex of any description." Richie: That is absolutely brilliant! "Suave, sophisticated, witty, bababababa-aaaaaah! Let's just be economical with the truth. Um, something buck. Yeah, "Hot young buck". Eddie: What about "badger"? Richie: Nnnno, no, I'm more a sort of... Eddie: "Hedgehog". Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that's good. No that is good. Eddie: "Stoat". Richie: Foxy stoat? Yeeaah! Yeah, its got a ring to it. "Foxy stoat seeks..." Eddie: "Pig"! Richie: "Foxy stoat seeks pig." Shut up Eddie! This is very important, Let's see now, foxy stoat... on the prowl... Rrrrrrrrr... I like that! Musky, musky fox, musky sly old foxy stoat, minky, musky sly old stoaty stoaty stoat... Oh this is ridiculous! I'm not getting anywhere.   EDIT - Sorry I got so excited and misread the thread title  Richie: Eddie, How do I look? Eddie: You use your eyes don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 "Gold... Frankenstein... and Grrr! And you're all wearing crowns...And I'm a virgin!" Â "WOMBLES!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 R: "Feeb! One boiled egg... Feeb! Hello?!" E: "Feeb! Hello?" R: "Yes, hello. Feeb! One boiled egg." E: "Feeb! Hello?" R: "Yes, hello!" E: "Feeb! Who is it?" R: "FEEB! It's Mr. Thhhhwate!" E: "Feeb! He's not here. Can I take a message?" (Richie opens the kitchen door and tells Eddie to stop embarrassing him) R: "ONE BOILED... DAMN! FEEB! ONE BOILE... OH FORGET THE 'FEEB'! LOOK! ONE BOILED EGG!" E: "Feeb! Hang on, I'll write it down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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