spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Basically I got one response to my question in the Simpsons one-liner thread and it was positive. That's all I needed to do this.  Just pick your fav jokes from the TV shows The Comic Strip Presents..., The Young Ones, Flithy,Rich and Catflap and Bottom, as well as Guest House Paradiso and The New Statesman and put them in here. I will allow Teenage Kicks if anyone can find anything remotely funny in that show.  I will start with my fav joke from Bottom: Burglary  Rik: Right Eddie tie him up! Eddie: Yeah, give him a taste of his own medicine Rik: Yeah, then give him a bit of my medicine. You don't know what I got yet! Eddie: Yeah, tie him up. I can't seem to see the rope anywhere Rik: Yeah, Can't seem to see the rope anywhere. Scare? Eddie: Yeah, what about... blue tack? Rik: Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "FIXING HER BUZZER!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Do their live shows count? Â "Oh, I see your point" "Why? Have my trousers fallen down?" "Oh, I see your point" "Why? Have my trousers fallen down?" "Oh, I see your point" "Why? Have my trousers fallen down?" "Oh, I see your point" "Why? Have my trousers fallen down?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 '' Oh Eddie, you're so hard!'' Â '' Yeah, well I am now!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "What's the name?" Eddie Hitler "Any relation?" I have a mother. "No! To Adolf Hitler?" Erm...yes...that's her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveJames Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 'I just had a great idea!' Â 'Well, what was the great idea then?' Â 'To drink that.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "I'm in the pube with the holiday monkey..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 'Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!.....Wind smear!!!! Hahahahahahaaaa!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Do their live shows count? Â I will allow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "I want him doing 20 to 10 in the pen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Snake Plissken Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 Bad News was my favourite thing ever. Â Colin: All I am asking, Vim, is that you let me sing one number Vim: Yeah! I know, and I say you can't! OK! Colin: Well it's just not fair Vim: Look, this is my band so its fair! Colin: Well if thats the way it is, its my brothers PA and I say you all can't use it! Â Â Vim: I am bored. Colin: We'll get a wig then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 ''You poor sad deformed urban pustule, this is real life!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 14, 2011 "What about the GOD DAMN JAFFA CAKES, ASS WIPE?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 '' I said, GIVE IT TO ME!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Richie - What's that film called where they all eat each other? Eddie - Deep Throat wasn't it? Â Eddie - A BURGLAR? IN THE SKETCHING ROOM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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