Paid Members neil's bitch Posted October 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 20, 2011 "Its about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason" Did i mention his best friend is a talking pie? Â Â Â Â Apu wins for me, i think its from the "Sharry Bobbins" episode: Â Homer: All right, Marge. We'll get your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War Recreation Society I love so much. [cut to Moe's] Moe: All right, Homer's out. We'll need a new General Ambrose Burnside. Barney: I'm not too fond of our Stonewall Jackson, either. Apu: The South shall COME AGAIN. Â Also from the same episode: Â Â Rainer Wolfcastle: [singing] Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them? Marge: No. Homer: Come on! Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy. Marge: That's Carl. Homer: Oh yeah! [back to Shary] So! You worked for Carl, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 20, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2011 Ah yes, that silly championship. The only ship worth a damn is friendship... Look, here comes the friend ship, sailing your way! Oh, here, let me get that, friend... Whoops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "Can I borrow your copy of Swank Arman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 'Good lord the 89th street bridge' 'Maybe it just collapsed on its own?' 'We can't take that chance' 'You always say that. I wanna take a chance' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickin it wit the kliq Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Mrs Krabappel: I'd never heard of the word embiggened untill I moved to Springfield. Â Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 21, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 21, 2011 Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Â Bart: It looks like he's trying to jump over her but can't quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) Â "Burn that seat." Edited October 21, 2011 by Wretch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 21, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?..........Yah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!! Â Edited October 21, 2011 by Foale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 "After speaking with the Prime Minister, we've negotiated it down to...A beating" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 21, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) "After speaking with the Prime Minister, we've negotiated it down to...A beating"  That would be 'booting', I think.    Anyway,  "HE'S NAMED LIKE MY NAME!"  and it's not really a one-liner, more a subtitle, but  Edited October 21, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 "HE'S NAMED LIKE MY NAME!" Â Haha that reminded me of that great episode. Â "and thats the end of that chapter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 (edited) Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament. [yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you. [Gus tends his swine] Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. [they go down to a lake] Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word? Â Edited October 21, 2011 by Cobra1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 "After speaking with the Prime Minister, we've negotiated it down to...A beating" Â That would be 'booting', I think. Â I can't believe I got that wrong. Â "Your fingers are too fat to dial" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Joe's crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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