Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 12, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 12, 2011 Homer as Burns' Golf caddy...  Mr Burns: Simpson, pass me the Sand-Wedge  Homer: Mmmmm... sandwich  Mr Burns: No, the five iron you fool, it's an open faced club.  Homer: Mmmmmmm... open-faced club-sandwich.  Which in turn has reminded me of...   Tenille: Tell me, young man, what do you want out of life?  Homer: I want peas!  Tenille: We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach.  Homer:Uh huh?  Tenille: So, what's the best way to get peace?  Homer: With the knife!  Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Ha, ha, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.  Homer: And you're like the father I never visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarTheSlouch Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 (From Bart) Ow!My Ovaries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Homer as Burns' Golf caddy...  Mr Burns: Simpson, pass me the Sand-Wedge  Homer: Mmmmm... sandwich  Mr Burns: No, the five iron you fool, it's an open faced club.  Homer: Mmmmmmm... open-faced club-sandwich.  This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this.  And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking,  "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this. And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking,  "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!* Haven't you now got that quote wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Plus look back to page 5 (if that wasn't misquoted) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kata Ha Jime Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Apu: "You Flying Fat Man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this. And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking,  "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!* Haven't you now got that quote wrong?  No, you must have me confused with someone else. *checks* son of a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 "He's someone else!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 13, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2011 Someone else! Someone else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Frank Grimes: God, look at him. He eats like a pig! Lenny: Meh, pigs tend to chew their food. I'd say he eats more like a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:- Â Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what would you say to those who say your vigilante group are actually commiting more crimes than you are preventing? Homer: Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my group didn't commit crimes. Kent Brockman: ....touche. Â Homer: I wasn't asleep...I was drunk! Â Jimbo: You lied to me, man. Now I'm going to medical school to become a doctor! Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:- I'm not sure about best ever, but it is tremendous. Â 'If you are the police, who will police the police?' Â 'I dunno........coastguard?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 (edited) Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!  and...  You have my undivided attention  dunno if this was posted too, but...  So you like donuts eh? Well have all the donuts in the world... Edited October 13, 2011 by Cobra1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!  and...  You have my undivided attention  dunno if this was posted too, but...  So you like donuts eh? Well have all the donuts in the world...  thats one of my favourite segments on the treehouse of horror episodes, another being the nightmare on elm street parody with willie playing the freddy role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:-Â Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what would you say to those who say your vigilante group are actually commiting more crimes than you are preventing? Homer: Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my group didn't commit crimes. Kent Brockman: ....touche. Â Homer: I wasn't asleep...I was drunk! Â Jimbo: You lied to me, man. Now I'm going to medical school to become a doctor! Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Â "Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?" Â "Can I!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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