Shovanist Pig Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Gary Neville is a cunt of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theaddicane Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 He seems to get a pass because he's an England starlet but Jack Wilshire is a massive cunt. Â Gary Neville is a rat-faced fuck. Â I don't mind Robbie Savage, he seems like he has a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted June 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 I'm confused. Are you a Forest fan? A lot of things point to yes (Gazza, calling Keane Judas etc) but you've put some Forest greats in there. Â Allow me to explain, case by case. Â Kris Commons - Judas bastard went to Derby Gary Charles - Judas bastard went to Derby, also one of the worst players ever to get 2 caps, think it was on that tour of Australia Stan Collymore - Great player, fucking joker, though Pierre Van CuntfuckingbastardfaceHoojidonk - Hate this bastard for what he did to us Roy Bastard Judas Bastard Cunting Keane - The Anticlough Mariccio Tarrico - I just hate him, and I nearly got thrown out of a pub for advocating a legbreak on him Adrian Paz - Associated with Tarricco Ronnie Rosenthal - Slipperly little bastard Gary Bastard Megson - I'm sure he was a double agent. Also, he couldn't trap a bag of cement. Fucking David Platt - Just wanted to use Forest as a means to provide his mates with money, imho. If I saw him, I'd hit him, even though I admired him as a player. Nigel Clough - Turned down the Reds. Said yes to the Rams. Roy McFarland - Managed and played for Derby, and had the temerity to be one of the best defenders that ever laced the boots. Paul Pish-solido - Just a cunt. Ian Ormondroyd - Lanky cunt. Justin Edinburgh - Absolute bag of shite, played for Spurs. Gazza - Attempted to murder Gary Charles, didn't manage it, and cost us the cup final by not being sent off. Colin Calderwood - Definitely a Spurs double agent Bryan Roy - Played for Forest in the 1994-95 season. Vacationed on our pitch, and various other pitches around the country, till 1997. David Pleat - Odious backroom presence for Forest, carried into the club like a tick on Calderwood's head. Cristiano Ronaldo - No description needed Gary Neville - Red through and through, apparently. Maybe someone should take a box cutter to him, just to make sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted June 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 I'm confused. Are you a Forest fan? A lot of things point to yes (Gazza, calling Keane Judas etc) but you've put some Forest greats in there. Â Allow me to explain, case by case. Â Kris Commons - Judas bastard went to Derby Gary Charles - Judas bastard went to Derby, also one of the worst players ever to get 2 caps, think it was on that tour of Australia Stan Collymore - Great player, fucking joker, though Pierre Van CuntfuckingbastardfaceHoojidonk - Hate this bastard for what he did to us Roy Bastard Judas Bastard Cunting Keane - The Anticlough Mariccio Tarrico - I just hate him, and I nearly got thrown out of a pub for advocating a legbreak on him Adrian Paz - Associated with Tarricco Ronnie Rosenthal - Slipperly little bastard Gary Bastard Megson - I'm sure he was a double agent. Also, he couldn't trap a bag of cement. Fucking David Platt - Just wanted to use Forest as a means to provide his mates with money, imho. If I saw him, I'd hit him, even though I admired him as a player. Nigel Clough - Turned down the Reds. Said yes to the Rams. Roy McFarland - Managed and played for Derby, and had the temerity to be one of the best defenders that ever laced the boots. Paul Pish-solido - Just a cunt. Ian Ormondroyd - Lanky cunt. Justin Edinburgh - Absolute bag of shite, played for Spurs. Gazza - Attempted to murder Gary Charles, didn't manage it, and cost us the cup final by not being sent off. Colin Calderwood - Definitely a Spurs double agent Bryan Roy - Played for Forest in the 1994-95 season. Vacationed on our pitch, and various other pitches around the country, till 1997. David Pleat - Odious backroom presence for Forest, carried into the club like a tick on Calderwood's head. Cristiano Ronaldo - No description needed Gary Neville - Red through and through, apparently. Maybe someone should take a box cutter to him, just to make sure The inclusion of so many Sp*rs names in there gets a massive from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted June 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 If I could punch Spurs in the face, I would. Also, I included Forest players I have contempt for, because they all played for other clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueknowzit Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Cant understand the hate for Phill Neville the guy is a gentleman and a model pro,  Gary Neville is a rat faced fukin bastard though,  i'm tempted to say emmile heskey but i suppose being him is punishment enough  Roy fuckin keane  Jason mackateer (except when he tackled roy keane and stud over the cunt saying write a fukin buck about it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Here's a few from me: Â - Gary Neville - Steven Gerrard - Jamie Redknapp - Martin Keown - Arsene Wenger - Steve Bruce - David May - David O'Leary - Paul Ince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 7, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 - David May What have you got against David May? Seems an odd choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted June 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 I think Footballers have got gradually more unlikeable over time. To be honest, a good percentage of Premiership Footballers are fucking cunts. Â Not like the good ol' early 90's eh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spurs 4 life Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Sol Campbell - obviously. Â Steve Carr- Got too big for his boots, defended Campbell claiming he would do the same thing whilst still at Spurs and then went to Newcastle to win trophies. How did that work out for you, fat prick. Â Jack Wilshire- His Arsenal and a couple of friends know him and his family. Arsenal or not his one step below a southern Joey Barton. Â Robbie Savage - Not why you would think. If any of you like a bet, then if i say i work for William Hill you would know why. Â John Terry - Too obvious i know but i hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted June 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2011 Steve Carr- Got too big for his boots, defended Campbell claiming he would do the same thing whilst still at Spurs and then went to Newcastle to win trophies. How did that work out for you, fat prick. Â Good call. Â Joe Jordan can be added to the list for this (yeah, I know he's Assistant Manager at Spurs, doesn't mean I have to like him though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_original Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 no offence but this is quite boring to me. I was expecting some more names from the past or lower divisions, not the same old 'Rooney, Gerrard, Ronaldo' lists.  Anyway my list is from actually seeing the players live, in actual games, over the years. These stick in the mind for their antics with the crowd (i.e. didn't get 'it'), general demeanour, or the fact we could never beat them  Andy Clarke (ex Peterborough & Wimbledon, the only player you could nutmeg while he had his feet together, he was that bandy-legged). Gary Owers - should have played rugby. Kevin Maher - ditto. Garry Richards - ditto. Barry Fuller - should have played midget rugby. Paul McShane - could have been Sheamus twin, albeit a clumsy one that's prone to injuring opponents. Marc Bircham - pants. Kevin Gallen - heavier pants. Eric Nixon - old Tranmere GK. Barry Ashby. Steve Claridge. Liam Daish. Jamie Cureton. Chris Armstrong. Brian Tinnion. Steve Robinson. John Sheridan. Mark Stimson. Julian Alsop. Tony Thorpe. Kevin McLeod.  conversely, these are some players I think understood what it means to play the enemy character well, i.e. were ok players, but played up to what other players & fans thought of them, and didn't take themselves or abuse too seriously, or could give it back:  Dean Windass. Robbie Savage. Neil Harris. Steve Fletcher. Shaun Goater. Gary Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undercover elephant Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Only two - Ashley Cole and Joey Barton. Absolute wankers in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 no offence but this is quite boring to me. I was expecting some more names from the past or lower divisions, not the same old 'Rooney, Gerrard, Ronaldo' lists. Anyway my list is from actually seeing the players live, in actual games, over the years. These stick in the mind for their antics with the crowd (i.e. didn't get 'it'), general demeanour, or the fact we could never beat them   Gary Owers - should have played rugby. Eric Nixon - old Tranmere GK. Steve Claridge.  Brian Tinnion. Tony Thorpe. Shaun Goater.   Quite the Bristol City hate going on there!  Eric Nixon was a cunt Gary Owers is our new chief scout Steve Claridge was a cunt annoying on the Football League Show as well Whats with the Tinnion hate... If you said Scott Murray doing the Ayotollah at Cardiff could have understood Shaun Goater is class   Erm Players I cant stand  Scott Minto, will forever be a cunt for his 5th round non sportsman ship in an FA Cup Match vs us in 1994 Liam Rosenior, Judas cunt goes away and comes back and declares himself too good for us Craig Bellendemy Leroy Lita Shaun Derry Shaun Teale Paul McKenna Mark Kinsella Alex Rae Ian Baird Stan Collymore Paul Tait Andy Johnson Robbie Savage Armand One Steve Cherry Matt 'Cunt Chops' Jackson Nathan Ellington Kevin Whispy Tache Horlock Jody Morris Robbie Fowler Alan Smith Nigel Winterburn  Im sure there are plenty more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Marlon King Leroy Lita Lee Trundle Alan Tate John Terry Ashley Cole Jack Wilshire Joey Barton Wayne Routledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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