Mikeymike83 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I have many, i'll try limit them:  Gary Neville - worse than aids Christiano Ronaldo John Terry Ashley Cole Wayne Rooney Joey Barton El Hadji Diouff Peter Beagrie Didier Drogba Paul Merson, Phil Thompson, Matt Le Tissier, Andy Townsend, John Salako, Charlie Nicholas, Robbie Earle, Mark Lawrenson, and any other shit has-been pundit WHO SHOUT WHEN NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENS IN A MATCH, PURELY COS THEY WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THEY'RE ON THE TELE. Any football player who flaunts their wealth to a cringeworthy degree. Yes, we know you can afford diamond stud earrings but that doesn't mean you should buy or more importantly wear them, they make you look like a cunt. Rio Ferdinand Ben Thatcher  There's a lot more but I can't think of anymore at this moment in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted June 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2011 I could easily do a ten stretch for getting the Neville Brothers. Â I was a bit harsh, Phil is reasonable enough on the TV. I'd give him a light beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 is this thread just open to Football, or can it be for Rugby teams as well  cos if thats the case, I hope that Hull FC's Kirk Yeaman dies in a car wreak on the way home from the hospital after being told he has full blown AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_original Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 no offence but this is quite boring to me. I was expecting some more names from the past or lower divisions, not the same old 'Rooney, Gerrard, Ronaldo' lists. Anyway my list is from actually seeing the players live, in actual games, over the years. These stick in the mind for their antics with the crowd (i.e. didn't get 'it'), general demeanour, or the fact we could never beat them   Gary Owers - should have played rugby. Eric Nixon - old Tranmere GK. Steve Claridge.  Brian Tinnion. Tony Thorpe. Shaun Goater.   Quite the Bristol City hate going on there!  ....   haha i meant Tony Thorpe when at Luton and qpr, forgotten he was at Bristol City  Paul Tait, good one, put that 1 down for me too  Tinnion left his feet in and was dour and po-faced, it didn't make for an exciting game :-/ i guess we are all on different sides of the fence and never see these players week in week out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted June 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2011 Paul Merson, Phil Thompson, Matt Le Tissier, Andy Townsend, John Salako, Charlie Nicholas, Robbie Earle, Mark Lawrenson, and any other shit has-been pundit WHO SHOUT WHEN NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENS IN A MATCH, PURELY COS THEY WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THEY'RE ON THE TELE. Â Lawro and Townsend I'll give you, but otherwise I think the most of the rest are brilliant. Merson in particular is an absolute delight on Soccer Saturday. Ditto Le Tiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digforvictory Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 It's the usual for me  Gerrard Tevez Fowler Keown Mascherano John Terry Ashley Cole Fernando Torres  I think Wilshire and Chesney for Arsenal have all the makings of being total cunts. They're the first Arsenal players I've disliked since the days of Lauren and Pires.  As for managers it's Wenger and especially Harry Redknapp. Has an opinion on everything and loves the sound of his own voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyV.2 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Redknapp criticising players talking to the media when that's all he fucking does was a delight to behold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbafish Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Oh christ, how did I forget these 2.... Â Michael McIndoe - Money grabbing mother fucker! Hope you end in the League Pyramid level 9 and the only purpose of your future career is people looking for you on Football Manager doing a 'whatever happened too...' Â Andy Watson - A winger who could have gone on to great things at Donny but instead followed his wallet and a few years later ended up at Guisley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Not a player, but Neil Lennon is a cockend. Strongly dislike the man. Â Kris Commons Scott Brown Daniel Dajstorovic John Terry Artur Boruc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikeymike83 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Paul Merson, Phil Thompson, Matt Le Tissier, Andy Townsend, John Salako, Charlie Nicholas, Robbie Earle, Mark Lawrenson, and any other shit has-been pundit WHO SHOUT WHEN NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENS IN A MATCH, PURELY COS THEY WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THEY'RE ON THE TELE. Â Lawro and Townsend I'll give you, but otherwise I think the most of the rest are brilliant. Merson in particular is an absolute delight on Soccer Saturday. Ditto Le Tiss. Â I know the list I gave aren't names that are mutually exclusive to one another, due to differing roles of punditry. So the two you agree with are separate to the Soccer Saturday gang. I also used to enjoy them all, it was a highlight of the Saturday fixtures. However, now I hate how they've become an ironic self parody of themselves. Shouting for no reason, "OH, HE MISSED FROM 5 YARDS OUT JEFF, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER TO SCORE. IT HIT HIS SHIN, IT BOBBLED UP AND HE CONNECTED WITH HIS SHIN. WHAT IS THE MANAGER THINKING BY PLAYING HIM ANYWAY. OH MY WORD". Sorry but it makes my ears bleed. I cannot believe just how thick a bunch of people can actually be, no wonder we have faults in people's vocabulary when these are the role models to a generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoistVaj Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 - David May What have you got against David May? Seems an odd choice. Â Â Not as much as Jaap Stam, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I used to really hate Kieron Dyer when he was at the mags. Flash little bling bling cunt whose antics around the town made him equally unpopular with both Sunderland and Newcastle fans within a few years. Â I forgot how much I hated Steven Taylor while he was sat in Newcastle's reserves having his pie eating competition with Sol Campbell. Alas his goal spree towards the end of last season brought his massive bowling ball head and shit-eating grin back to my attention and reminded me of what an utter twat he is. Â I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't want to punch Ashley Cole in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 8, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2011 I used to really hate Kieron Dyer when he was at the mags. Flash little bling bling cunt whose antics around the town made him equally unpopular with both Sunderland and Newcastle fans within a few years. I used to hate him as well, until I saw him Immortalised on that Football Diaries show where he looked like a star-struck fan talking to John Cena and Torrie Wilson. It was great to see a cocky prick of a footballer look like he did. Showed a human side to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovanist Pig Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 BBC should really find a replacement for Hansen. He's like a broken record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrotechnik Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Diouf, Barton, Cashley and Terry. Â Going off Van Dammer's "You'd turn a blind eye" I disagree. I'd fucking riot if I saw any of them at United, thankfully it'll never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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