The 101 Unwritten Rules of Professional Wrestling

[Chris B]

#48 Even the slightest knock or shove will knock a referee out for a good 2-3 minutes, allowing a heel to bring in a chair/belt/manager interferes. Alternatively, the face will cover the heel for a good 10 seconds waiting for the ref to revive, and still no count

 

And, related...

 

#49 Even the toughest wrestler will become a Walter-like softy the second he dons a referee uniform, and will get knocked out by a gust of wind or something.

[Tommy!]

#50 Don't accept a lift from Magnum TA

[Frankie Crisp]

#51 Don't bother performing an opponent's finishing move on them at Wrestlemania. They'll only kick out.

[Retro Red]

#50 Don't accept a lift from Magnum TA

 

Too soon man, too soon.

[britishwrestlinglegends]

#52 Any type of cake is a lot more likely to end up in a face, rather than a stomach.

[Glen Quagmire]

#53 An in ring contract signing will ALWAYS involve either an altercation or a swerve.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

#54 Marriages that take place in the ring always go really well and without any complications whatsoever

[rhyswynne]

#55 Being the Tallest/Fattest guy in the battle royale rarely is an advantage

[Dr Pepper]

#56 Camera men are often Invisible when filming backstage.

#57 Attacks often only happen when a camera is present.

[cobra_gordo]

#58 On a PPVs falls count anywhere matches can't be called falls count anywhere matches- they're streetfights

[Micken]

#59 If you try and trip your oppenent with your body (sleep) whilst they hit the ropes...chances are they will jump over you

 

#60 If your oppenent is running at you and you jump, they'll duck underneath you

[Max Power]

#61- If you're a Spanish announcer at a PPV, bring a helmet.

[The Hitman]

#62-If you are refereeing a No DQ match, still count when someone uses the ropes despite this making no sense. The entertainers in the match will never wait until the five count so you don't have to worry about awkwardly not disqualifying them.

[cobra_gordo]

#63 If you're a TNA cameraman wait until somebody starts blading before you decide to zoom in

[Legend101]

#64 Be sure never to let anyone try to pin you in a Survivor Series match because for some reason your partners will very rarely come in to try and save you...