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The 101 Unwritten Rules of Professional Wrestling


Glenryck Pilchards

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#83 You'll be able to kick out of a finishing move after a two count when you've been worn down throughout the course of a match, but if you take the same move during a promo then you'll be out cold for a good few minutes whilst the bloke who decked you prances around the ring.

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#85 The word 'retirement' is actually wrestler talk for 'holiday'.

 

#86 If Stone Cold Steve Austin offers you a beer in the middle of the ring, forget the 2,853 times he's Stunned somebody while they drink the beer, just tilt your head back and enjoy that... OH WAIT!!!

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If you get knocked out in a wrestling ring, when you come round, it MUST be the person standing there that knocked you out, even if the person was previously a friend, and there is clear evidence for another wrestler that was previously your enemy being responsible.

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