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The 101 Unwritten Rules of Professional Wrestling


Glenryck Pilchards

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#70 - Whenever fighting in a non-match situation, you will still use wrestling moves to beat up your opponent.

 

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#71 - You will often walk around bare-chested with just a pair of trunks on, even when you're not scheduled to compete.

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#73 If you've just turned heel, you will suddenly start dominating large periods of your matches, even though you didn't before.

 

#74 Veteran wrestlers will ALWAYS drop their head when attempting a back body drop and get kicked in the face regardless of how many times this has happened to them in the past.

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#77 If you are in a royal rumble match and the wrestler you are currently trying to force over the top rope requires 2/3+ of you already, unless they weigh over 500lbs, give it up they ain't going over. Especially if they are gripping the bottom rope.

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#80 The inaugural outing of a newly invented match-type that involves some sort of time limit (e.g. Ironman, Championship Scramble, Beat the Clock) will end contentiously just as the time limit is expiring.

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#81 If a wrestler's (or, is that entertainer's?) ring entrance consists of them being stood in the ring, jumping up and down whilst their music plays in the background, as the programme returns from a commercial break, then they will lose their match that night.

 

#82 If a wrestler's entrance suddenly changes to the above having previously involved them entering the ring via the conventional means of walking down the ramp/aisle, then that wrestler will probably be relieved of their company duties within the next few months or so.

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