Vegeta Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 #65 if your facing flair (recently) there will be blood  #66 cages are designed to keep people out and you in. win by climbing over and escaping the cage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
METAL ON METAL Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 #67 In a cage match, never just walk out of the door - even if your opponent is down for an eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshC Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 #68 - El Dandy shalt never be doubted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurningBeard Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #69 - If Hulk Hogan is hulking up, keep punching him. Y'never know, you might get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paultravellfan Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #70 - Whenever fighting in a non-match situation, you will still use wrestling moves to beat up your opponent.  and  #71 - You will often walk around bare-chested with just a pair of trunks on, even when you're not scheduled to compete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JV John Vollman Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #72 Feel free to physically attack your boss as much as you like, you won't be sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoTheGame Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #73 If you've just turned heel, you will suddenly start dominating large periods of your matches, even though you didn't before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Reefer Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #73 If you've just turned heel, you will suddenly start dominating large periods of your matches, even though you didn't before. Â #74 Veteran wrestlers will ALWAYS drop their head when attempting a back body drop and get kicked in the face regardless of how many times this has happened to them in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #75: Even when wrestlers telegraph their finisher with a taunt, their opponent usually doesn't see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JV John Vollman Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #76 No matter how much of a heel a wrestler was before injury took them off TV for a while, they will always return as a face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Snake Plissken Posted April 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 20, 2011 #77 If you are in a royal rumble match and the wrestler you are currently trying to force over the top rope requires 2/3+ of you already, unless they weigh over 500lbs, give it up they ain't going over. Especially if they are gripping the bottom rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #78 - When being Irish Whipped, you must continue running until you hit something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted April 20, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted April 20, 2011 #79 Title belts are the hardest substance known to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.P. Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #80 The inaugural outing of a newly invented match-type that involves some sort of time limit (e.g. Ironman, Championship Scramble, Beat the Clock) will end contentiously just as the time limit is expiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.P. Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 #81 If a wrestler's (or, is that entertainer's?) ring entrance consists of them being stood in the ring, jumping up and down whilst their music plays in the background, as the programme returns from a commercial break, then they will lose their match that night. Â #82 If a wrestler's entrance suddenly changes to the above having previously involved them entering the ring via the conventional means of walking down the ramp/aisle, then that wrestler will probably be relieved of their company duties within the next few months or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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