SSJLogan Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 My friends (credit to BigJG and my other friends who arent on UKFF) were talking about WWE Films and came up with a game to use already made films and what they would be like if WWE made them. Join in with your own ideas. Â 'Education Lita' Â Lita is a frustrated midcard wrestler who cannot talk on the mic and is constantly in the moonsaulting shadow of her husband, Esse Rios until veteran ringer and drunkard William Regal appears on the scene. William teaches Lita how to act in the ring and how to talk properly on the mic. Lita develops real charisma but doesn
Baz Windham Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 When Barry met Sally - Barry Windham meets Sally and makes sweet, sweet love to her for most of the film before dumping her for making ridiculous noises in public, the last scene sees Barry SUPERPLEXORLARIAT Sally and ride off into the sunset with 3 blonde lovelies while shouting "I'M SMOKIN' I AIN'T JOKIN'"
Richie Freebird Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Randy Orton stars in The Incredible Sulk. Â Randall Orton is a normal man, but as soon as he gets wound up
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 1, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 1, 2011 Tangoed and Nash. Two retired police officers are called into action to fight crime, because the police have went on strike because the crime in the city has over powered them. A (preferably black) police sgt. tells his boss "we're getting over ran out there, we're throwing the towel in". There's only two men who can take the job on. But they haven't spoke for years!!! Half the film is about getting the band back together. The other half is about bringing down a drug empire on there own. Hilarity is guarenteed. Starring Randy Orton and Kevin Nash.
Loki Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 White Men Can't Job A behind-the-scenes doc of the build up to HHH v Booker T at WM XIX
The Wagon Man Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Santina Marella and the Seven Divas Lost in the main event title picture, seven divas appear in a dream-like sequence to assist Santina in her quest to become WWE Divas Champion. Pronounced dead after being punted in the head by Randy Orton, she is suddenly awakened with the kiss of life from Goldust. He then rapes her as the divas watch on.
SSJLogan Posted February 1, 2011 Author Posted February 1, 2011 (Ted) Turner and Hooch  Ted Turner decides to buy the police force so he can play detective, his first job is to hire Davey Boy Smiths bulldog for an insane $5mil a year. Then all kinds of hilarity begin.
The Maestro Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Brighton Rock : Tired of toiling away for the Vince and the Corporation, Rocky Maivia decides run away to Britain's gay capital Brighton with his long-term confidente and lover Pat Patterson. Will he fit in? Or will be hit Rock Botton...? Â The Sting : Steve Borden teams up with friend Lex Luger to pull off a huge con on mob boss Eric Bischoff by snatching two long-term TNA contracts. Â The Shining : A man, his son and wife become caretakers of an isolated hotel where the son, sees disturbing visions of his father's violent behaviour. Starring Chris Benoit.
Keith Houchen Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Hall Of Duty (Free) Â Guide Scott Hall through various airport duty free shops, try to keep that all important balance so you can board the plane and fly to the next destination.
RepoMan Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Don Air  Don West hijacks a plane to sell his insane deals to convicts. TNA! TNA! TNA!  The Dennis Knight  By day, a simple man working on a farm, but at night the world famous Buttman. Obligatory cock-in-the-air sign. Starring Michael Cole as The Joker.  The Mattrix  Matt Striker takes drugs from JTG. Talks "wrestling facts" for 90 minutes. People leave more confused than the original movie.  Black to the Future  Ezekiel Jackson eats chicken while on a hoverboard. Goes back in time with The Genius, fucks Hulk Hogan's mum, and changes history forever.  Snatch  Kaitlyn sits with her legs open for an hour.  Ronnie Darko  Ronnie Garvin learns about time travel from Mae Young. Ric Flair falls out of an aeroplane into his house and kills him. Gobbledygooker bends time with Ronnie through a mirror.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 1, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted February 1, 2011 Jurassic Park 4 A group of scientists on a remote island are attacked by Tyler Reks. Â Almost Famous Following the lives of Curt Hawkins and Darren Young as they valiantly attempt to progress their careers beyond Superstars. Â Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? A girl's family is horrified to learn that the new boyfriend she invited to dinner is Matt Hardy. Â The Corre The Earth stops spinning. Ezekiel Jackson shouts at it until it starts moving again. Â An All-American American Werewolf in London Jack Swagger's adventures in lycanthropy. Â Dirty Harry Smith DH, upset at the breakup of his tag team, watches filth until his eyes melt. Â The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels superkicks Ben Stiller. 'Sexy Boy' plays for the subsequent hour and a half.
bAzTNM Fan Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Rio Bravo  Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez piss off the town's biggest cigarette smugglers. Fearing for their lives, they go on a road trip across the States whilst being chased by the crooks. On their travels, they learn that there is a piece of information that will save their lives and provide evidence for the authorities to put the criminals in the slammer once and for all; however, it resides in the coffin of Dino Bravo, one of their victims. The fun stoner-comedy of the year featuring the Iron Sheik in a "Joe Pesci Lethal Weapon" role.
SSJLogan Posted February 1, 2011 Author Posted February 1, 2011 Jurassic Park 4 A group of scientists on a remote island are attacked by Tyler Reks.  I would have gone with  Jurassic Park 4  20 years in the future the children of HHH and Stephanie McMahon go to visit their crazy Grandad (Vince) on his Island of WWE. What vince hasnt told anyone is that he found some old fossils (Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan) and finds a way to clone many versions of them that run around (walk) and chop/leg drop everyone on the island.  Other films:  Raging Bull (Buchanan)  Bull Buchanan grows increasingly frustrated at the WWE's inability to use his SWAT gimmick to it's full potential. His frustration spills over into his in ring performances and damages his relationship with tag partner The Big Boss Man before he ends up in wrestling obscurity (John Cena's rapping partner).   The Shining (Wizard)  Tajiri hangs out in a hotel for a while with his little boy (Funaki) who gets scared by The Bella Sisters. Later kills Farooq.   O Brother Where Art Thou Tables? Loosely based on Moolah's Odyssey, this adventure finds Bubba-Ray, D-Von and Spike Dudley looking for the APA's money.
Checkmate Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Crack Attack A young crackhead called Randy Orton is thrown out of his parents house by his dad bob after his stash was found by his farther. This hilarious comedy is about Randy attempts to get drugs by any means necessarily
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