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Rita, Sue and Bob Holly too.

 

Bob Holly has an affair with two Young girls before beating the shit out of them as they got him a parking ticket when they borrowed his car.

 

Edit: me and a mate play a daft game, replacing a name with something that rhymes or fits it and giving a lead in,

 

example, if he had a vitamin D deficiency he'd be Bandy Orton. If he sold cheap electronics he'd be Tandy Orton. If he was used for cleaning in the kitchen he'd be AJ Cloth and so on.

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You, Me and Dupree

An attractive pair of newlyweds are forced to co-habit with Rene Dupree, who has fallen on hard times, and his downtrodden poodle Fifi. Also Rob Conway is there.

 

Saving Mason Ryan

A revealing look at how Mason Ryan came to join New Nexus. CM Punk and his brave group of lads venture through the valleys of Wales to recruit their latest member.

 

There Will Be Blood

In a Saw like horror, Ric Flair is trapped in a room with nothing but a razor blade. The countdown begins - will Ric blade to live?

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Black to the FutureEzekiel Jackson eats chicken while on a hoverboard. Goes back in time with The Genius, fucks Hulk Hogan's mum, and changes history forever.

 

I was going to use this one, but then I thought it had been done before (in a non wrestling context obviously) on either Family Guy, Yank Dad or the Cleveland Brown show.

 

The Shining : A man, his son and wife become caretakers of an isolated hotel where the son, sees disturbing visions of his father's violent behaviour. Starring Chris Benoit.

 

The sequel? The Shining 2

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You, Me and Dupree

An attractive pair of newlyweds are forced to co-habit with Rene Dupree, who has fallen on hard times, and his downtrodden poodle Fifi. Also Rob Conway is there.

 

 

The sequel? The Shining 2
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Saving Mason Ryan

A revealing look at how Mason Ryan came to join New Nexus. CM Punk and his brave group of lads venture through the valleys of Wales to recruit their latest member.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Awesome. Loving this thread!

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You, Me and Dupree

An attractive pair of newlyweds are forced to co-habit with Rene Dupree, who has fallen on hard times, and his downtrodden poodle Fifi. Also Rob Conway is there.

 

 

The sequel? The Shining 2 – Shining Wizard

The second instalment of the “Shining” sees the return of The Great Muta. Now it’s his turn for a rampage, and this time… it’s personal.

 

Already done both of these. Keep the game alive though!

 

Shite. Sorry about that, didn't see it when reading though.

 

 

Too Cool Runnings

Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay teach Kofi Kingston how to play winter sports. Montages follow, most of which involve Scotty doing the Worm in various degrees of slow motion.

 

Buried

Ryan Reynolds narrates this touching documentary of How WWE Doesn't Appreciate Workrate, Push Paul London~!!!!!!11!

 

The King's Speech

A stammering Jerry Lawler guides Britain through World War II. A deleted scene shows how the King got his stammer (none of this childhood trauma bollocks, it was electrocution by Batista and Orton.)

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Carlito's Way

 

An inside look at how Carlos Colon Jr became Carlito Caribbean Cool, his journey to the upper mid-card of WWE, and his endeavors to get sacked through bouts of laziness and alleged drug-use. Spawned an imitation of the genre with 'straight to video' releases by that noted film-maker, Matt Hardy.

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Randhi - Orion learns Hindi from Runjin Singh, dons a white sheet and goes around giving RKOs and chinlocks in a campaign to gain independence for India.

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Jurassic Park 4

A group of scientists on a remote island are attacked by Tyler Reks.

 

I would have gone with

 

Jurassic Park 4

 

20 years in the future the children of HHH and Stephanie McMahon go to visit their crazy Grandad (Vince) on his Island of WWE. What vince hasnt told anyone is that he found some old fossils (Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan) and finds a way to clone many versions of them that run around (walk) and chop/leg drop everyone on the island.

 

 

Saving Mason Ryan

A revealing look at how Mason Ryan came to join New Nexus. CM Punk and his brave group of lads venture through the valleys of Wales to recruit their latest member.

 

There Will Be Blood

In a Saw like horror, Ric Flair is trapped in a room with nothing but a razor blade. The countdown begins - will Ric blade to live?

 

These are my favourites, easily.

 

Hulk Fiction

Hot on the heels of his TNA ranting on going shoot and doing away with kayfabe, Hulk Hogan is asked by a rich black gangster to throw a shoot match for an obscene amount of money. Reluctant, John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson must find a way to remind him that kayfabe and predetermined endings were what made him so big in the first place. Will Hogan throw the match and retire in luxury?

 

Bret Hart of Darkness (I so wish I could think of a good play on Apocalypse Now, but basing it on the book title works... right?)

Vince McMahon sends Bret Hart on an important mission into the Vietnamese jungle to kill Shawn Michaels. Unbeknownst to Bret, this is all a setup to off him. As he slowly loses his mind and discovers the darkness within him, will he unravel this plot and Survive (possibly leading to a Series of sequels) or succumb to the biggest screwjob since Montreal?

 

 

Also these. I'd particularly like to see Basketball Dad.

 

http://botchedspot.com/2011/01/02/predictions-for-2011/

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