Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 6, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 6, 2011 The Evan Bourne Identity Monday morning: Vince McMahon wakes up to find out he has forgotten who Evan Bourne is. In a race against time, can Vince remember his dynamic high flyer before RAW begins? Â Rhodes Trip Dusty, Goldust and Dashing Cody bond as they travel across the USA. Tom Green cameos. Â Wall Street 3: Everybody Has A Price Gordon Gekko teams up with Money Inc. Gekko and DiBiase spend like mad, while IRS keeps track. Â The Godfather Pimpin' ain't easy when you're in the Mafia... Â Lethal Weapon It's Steve Blackman vs. Crime. Guess who wins. Â Top Gunn Billy and Bart enter the DANGER ZONE. Â A-Trainspotting Albert gets together with his old mates in X-Factor to score some drugs. Syxxboy is happy to oblige. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Lost in Austin Amanda, an ardent Steve Austin fan, lives in present day London ...one day she wakes up and she IS Stone Cold! Â Rhode House Goldust is the best cooler in redneckville. Nobody goes near the place cos he touches himself all weird. Â The Rock Finally Dwayne Johnson has come back to Alcatraz. Â or The Birdman of Alcatraz Koko B Ware does fuck all for the whole movie (other than thanking his parrot for keeping him in a job for ten+ years). Still manages to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Crash Nick Hogan found the car keys... Â Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Down on his luck, The Demon lands a job in Hollywood where he is introduced to Cactus Jack. Together they must solve a deadly mystery. Â Archanaman 2 Brad Armstrong was a mild mannered wrestler until a radioactive spider bit him, now he faces his gravest challenge, Michael Wallstreet. Â Ex-Men Mike Sanders is taken in by Raven and fellow 'future endeavored sapiens' to try and prevent Vince McMahon from unleashing his deadliest weapon, a high priced lawyer. Â Die Hard 4 Jake Roberts and Scott Hall team up for another classic bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 6, 2011 Dr Death Wish  Steve Williams wife is killed and daughter raped by a gang. Angered he takes a personal fight to violent crime via the Oklahoma stampede.  N*A*S*H  "Big Sexy" Pierce arrives at an emergency war zone medical facility and uses his stroke to ensure he never looses a patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Hellfireandbrimstoneboy: Kane goes around chokeslamming Rasputin, a sadomasochistic Nazi ninja dude and a host of other beasties. He also likes cats. Â (The) Blade Runner(s): Sting and the Ultimate Warrior hunt down some androids. Â Leon White: Vader trains a young girl to become a master assassin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2011 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy - Two single firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits. They soon realise the pole at the fire station isn't the only one they enjoy sliding down.... Â Randyman - Dare you say "rest hold" five times? Â Austin's Powers - After finding a way to go back in time, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin shags his way through everyone in order to fix the future. Austin 3:16 says "Groovy, baby!". Â The Nexusist - John Cena tries his all to get The Nexus out of the body of the WWE, and subsequently gets chunked on. Â Dead Von Erich's Society - In a reversal of the original, one of them doesn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted February 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2011 Austin's Powers - After finding a way to go back in time, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin shags his way through everyone in order to fix the future. Austin 3:16 says "Groovy, baby!". I'd like to see another film called Austin Powers, where the film starts with Austin Aries finding out his Mam shagged Jim Powers in the 70s and poor Aries and his new Dad "get to know each other". True to form (with the characters involved) about 300 people will see it nationwide and it'll not have any merchandise on the shelves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireBrand Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Demento-Damian Demento wakes up one morning and forgets who is, he draws on his face in hope of regaining his lost identity but fails. He also doesn't get a job with the WWE. Has a crying face at the end. Â Jake Placid-After years of being beaten up in the ring Jake Roberts thinks it's time to retire, he falls into a world of terminal boredom and bland halcinations thanks to variours brain injurys he has and copious amounts of puff he smokes. Â Russho Hour- Basicly Impact before they went for the two hour format. Â The Hand That Brocks The Cradle- Brock Lesner is a woman who can't let go of the tragic events with her first born, in twisted attempt to elevate her grief she opens up an MMA school for the under 3's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Mattatouille - Matt Hardy retires from professional wrestling and goes into the restaurant business after deciding he loves food more than wrestling. Â Children of McMahon - It's 2027 and humans can no longer procreate...except Stephanie McMahon who just won't stop popping them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiffingtonClyro Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Boy Story The Rob Feinstein Biopic  Heat The story of Jeff Hardy. Including the time his house burned down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJLogan Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 Randyman - Dare you say "rest hold" five times? Â Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciar Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Some Jim Carrey remakes without Jim Carrey:  Me, Myself and Ivory - Todd Grisham stars as a man dealing with split personality disorder whilst also presenting HeAT before pay per views  Max on the Moon - Essentially the same plot as Man on the Moon but with Konnan in the lead role  Yes Man - an in-character biopic on Pat Patterson or Gerald Brisco  Eternal Sunshine of the Spot-filled mind - Basically a vehicle for Teddy Hart/Jack Evans. No real story behind any of it.  Vince Almighty - A day in the life of Vince McMahon, through the eyes of Vince McMahon  Jesse Ventura: Conspiracy Detective -Self explanatory  VAT-Man Forever - An English adaptation of the life and career of Irwin R. Shyster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 This is a quality thread  Can't compete with some of these. Saving Mason Ryan was superb but now I feel a bit bad for singling out one when so many good'uns added.  I'm Gonna get You Sucka! Starring Booker T...  Kung Fu Hustle, Loyalty, Respect Starring John Cena doing moves that you can't quite believe he's capable of.  The House of Flying Swaggers Starring All American American American Jack Swagger, and his dad! Doing moves that you can't quite believe they are capable of.  Abyss Featuring that TNA guy... underwater with Aliens.  Chasing Amy Dumas A Kevin Smith remake starring Edge and Matt Hardy  Dumb and Dumber Lets give these roles to The hardy boys.  The Warriors Hawk and Animal come out to play.  The Wedding Crashers Kane returns once more alongside the other fucker who crashed a WWE wedding...  The Sweeny Todd Grisham This mind-bending film about a killer barber who makes pies at night whilst solving 70s crime during the day.  I'll throw in the lamest shit I got too:  It's Striker's Guide to the Galaxy Er, yeah. Striker rhyme's with Hiker. He be the voice of the new guide.   [quote name='ciar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted February 7, 2011 (The) Blade Runner(s): Sting and the Ultimate Warrior hunt down some androids. Â Interviewer: "Ultimate Warrior, what are your thoughts going into your match with Hulk Hogan?" Â Ultimate Warrior: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. *pause* Time to die." Â Interviewer: "..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 (The) Blade Runner(s): Sting and the Ultimate Warrior hunt down some androids. Â Interviewer: "Ultimate Warrior, what are your thoughts going into your match with Hulk Hogan?" Â Ultimate Warrior: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. *pause* Time to die." Â Interviewer: "..." Â Sweet. Â And this: The House of Flying Swaggers Even sweeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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