Spike Sharpe Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 Here's mine: Â Â Shawn of the Dead: Shawn Michaels and his lesser known flat mate Marty battle against a zombie apocalypse in the sleepy town of Stamford. Overcoming almost insurmountable odds, the duo battle hundreds of zombies, with Shawn selling ridiculously. The duo seem to have triumphed, but tragedy strikes when they are finally surrounded by zombies in a barber's shop, and Shawn accidentally super-kicks Marty through a plate glass window. Â The Big Sleep: Vince MacMahon decides to book a rematch of the infamous Goldberg/Brock Lesnar WM20 snorefest for his Wrestlemania XXVII main event. A capacity crowd initially resort to "boring" chants, until the duo eventually render them and the entire PPV audience completely comatose with twenty-five minutes of punches and rest holds. Special guest ref "Stone Cold" Steve Austin tries in vain to save the day, but he too is overcome. Â Victor Victoria: Victoria is fired from TNA and thinks she has hit rock bottom when no one will hire her. Becoming desperate for work, she agrees to wrestle on an indy show dressed as a man. The watching Vince MacMahon is so impressed that he hires "Victor" to wrestle for WWE, while at the same time Dixie Carter re-hires "Victoria" to TNA. Comedy ensues as a smitten Vince falls in love with "Victor" and reveals his true sexuality, before Dixie falls in love with "Victoria", and four separate love triangles develop between the various characters. Â Groundhog Day: Vince Russo wakes up one morning determined to change his ways, in a bid to defy the critics who slam his manic "Crash TV" style booking. However, he is alarmed when he finds that he is stuck in a time loop, that means he is forever doomed to repeat the same mistakes time and time again...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 7, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 7, 2011 Groundhog Day: Randy Orton faces John Cena. Â Groundhog Day II: Randy Orton faces Triple H. Â Groundhog Day III: Randy Orton faces John Cena and Triple H in a Triple Threat match.
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted February 7, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 7, 2011 Con Air . A soon to be released Rob Conway is stuck aboard a flight that's been hijacked by prisoners. What will he do?, just look at him and find out!. Â Â Brokenback Mountain. Dynamite Kid decides he's gonna climb Everest, with hilarious consequences. Â Â The Ring (Of Honor) . A tape exists that contains so many highspots, so many ugly fans in attendance, that if you watch it, within a week you'll be dead, or turn fat and speccy. Terrifying. Â Â Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom. Indy scours an old temple looking for an ancient artifact, there's only one problem, Butch Reed and Ron fucking Simmons are standing in his way. Indy's fucked!.
RJ Impact Posted February 7, 2011 Posted February 7, 2011 STOP!! Or my mom will shoot: story of Buff Bagwell trying to blackmail wCw management into giving him the world title or his mom Judy will 'shoot' her thoughts on Bischoff and Russo.
Daaaaaad! Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Gorilla's in the Miz  Former WWF President Monsoon is resurrected to begin a homosexual relationship with the WWE Champion. Hilarity literally ensues as the cinema goes bananas. Rated X.  Ice Age  Ray Lloyd, WCW's Glacier, gets older and reflects on life.
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 8, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 8, 2011 Flatliners: Chris Kanyon, Edge, Ken Anderson, Mohammed Hassan, Scott Steiner, Orlando Jordan, Frankie Kazarian, Angelina Love, Shelton Benjamin, MVP, Heath Slater and Alex Shelley go around hitting people with variations of that falling facebuster move they've all used as finishers at some point in their careers.
RJ Impact Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Minority Report: Michael PS Hayes has to write a Report explaining why black, chinese etc wrestlers deserve equal booking or.....his ponytail will be cut off by the evil Mizark!!! A battle of racism and receading hair!!! Â Commando: a dueling wwe & tna documentary about life as a middle rope and waiting and hoping that one day Stacy Keibler & Velvet Sky do there ring entrance.....Commando. Â The Expendables: follow a group of elite jobbers whose sole purpose is to make others look good....til they fight back.....stars Barry Horowitz, 'Iron' Mike Sharpe and the muscle of the group GILLBERG. Â Chasing Amy: Matt Hardy gets dumped but cant leave Amy Dumas alone, so he eats grape, gets dreadlocks and goes mad.
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted February 8, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 8, 2011 Flatliners: Chris Kanyon, Edge, Ken Anderson, Mohammed Hassan, Scott Steiner, Orlando Jordan, Frankie Kazarian, Angelina Love, Shelton Benjamin, MVP, Heath Slater and Alex Shelley go around hitting people with variations of that falling facebuster move they've all used as finishers at some point in their careers. You could've just stopped writing after Chris Kanyon.
ReloadXPsi Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Groundhog Day: Vince Russo wakes up one morning determined to change his ways, in a bid to defy the critics who slam his manic "Crash TV" style booking. However, he is alarmed when he finds that he is stuck in a time loop, that means he is forever doomed to repeat the same mistakes time and time again... The idea was to make a film, not a biopic ^___^ (That's to say I liked it, just so you know.)  Gorilla's in the Miz Former WWF President Monsoon is resurrected to begin a homosexual relationship with the WWE Champion. Hilarity literally ensues as the cinema goes bananas. Rated X. I would probably watch this with a few other guys just so we could all go "Ugghhhh! Aaarrrgghhh!" all the way through it. It'd be a lot of "fun."  Casino Battle Royale CARD GAMES IN WRESTLING RINGS! **cough** Sorry, wrong corner of the internet. Some randomly selected wrestler playing as a secret agent has to defeat the treasurer of an international terrorist organisation in a game of poker, but botches a spot where he's supposed to bring his opponent all in, by making him think he's bluffing, forcing him to do some secret agenty stuff or whatever. Performs his finisher at some point in the film, constituting a blatant break of the fourth wall. Shown in selected theaters then released on DVD shortly thereafter.
thejeffjarrettone Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 The Seven Samurai: Mr Fuji, Quick Kick Lee, Tajiri, Flyin' Fuji Yamada, TAKA Michinoku and many more of your favourite Japanese stereotypes star in this delightful comedy romp on a quest to sever Val Venis' genitalia, which probably won't get mentioned ever again after it actually happens. Â Run Fat Boy Run: Matt Hardy....etc..... Â Bruce Almighty: Dr Bruce Pritchard lets us in on the secret of remaining employed while not being over in the slightest. Commentary by Brother Love. Â Â Carry On Camping: Starring Kanyon.
Paid Members tom Posted February 10, 2011 Paid Members Posted February 10, 2011 Mike Bassett: General Manager Mike tries his hand as the new GM of RAW
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted February 10, 2011 Sexual Chocolat Mark Henry opens an erotic sweetshop in a quaint French village. Johnny Depp gets his wig split. Â The Man With Two Brains Mad scientist Steve Martin clones Bobby Heenan, with hilarious results. (No, really, 1980s Steve Martin and two Bobby Heenans surely couldn't be anything less than brilliant). Â Freakzilla Big Poppa Pump comes to New York and beats the shit out of Matthew Broderick. Â Scott Steiner vs. The World The Big Bad Booty Daddy must defeat Stacy Keibler's seven evil exes (all of them are Test) in order to Steinerize her in the bedroom.
insert_name_here Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Charlie and The Chocolate Factory A gay love story starring Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin
aaron Posted February 11, 2011 Posted February 11, 2011 The Mean Gene Machine Having been sent to prison, Mean Gene coaches the cons soccer team.
wh1007 Posted March 19, 2011 Posted March 19, 2011 The French Canadian Connection:Teaming up one last time,Rene Dupree and Sylvain Granier decide to finally crack the long unsolved case and find out who cwacked Dino Bravo
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