DoctorWho Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Now, when you gents have had a fumble with captain custard-chucker, do you ever get a feeling of overwhelming guilt... for example, you think of a girl you want to have the sex with at some point but afterwards start getting all edgy as if maybe you dont...  discuss  the doctor Edited August 21, 2010 by DoctorWho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WU LYF 4 LYF Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Nah, but it can be used at strategic times to solve problems. For instance, you could be feeling in an extremely sexual mood, and be desperate enough to drive twenty miles just on the off chance of a fuck with a fat bird, who you know who sometimes puts out. One wank later, and you're quite happy sitting at home eating Coco Pops and watching a boxset for the rest of the night. Â You have avoided the regrettable experience of romps with fatty, and the ultimate degradation and self loathing you will feel thereafter, especially the inevitable point when you're sitting together and she starts stroking your leg 'affectionately' with her disgustingly podgy fingers. Edited August 20, 2010 by Flaming_June Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I was going to raise a similar issue actually. I awoke a few days ago out of a fantastic dream about this red-haired poppet who works in the same building as me, and bashed a quick one out whilst the memory was still fresh. Â However, it was a little weird to bump into her only about 15 minutes later as I arrived at work. I actually felt a bit dirty. Thank God people can't read minds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepoMan Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Masturbation is definitely the safest way of relieving yourself. As said above, if you don't do it then you might go fuck someone you'll regret after. Â At least if you're only thinking about her, she won't harass you with phone calls after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Aggression Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 If I didn't have at least one wank a day, I would be walking around all stiff, thinking of nothing but pussy. I kinda do that anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 20, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2010 I remember banging one out to Miriam from There's Something About, and turning over with more than a hint of guilt. This went on for about 7 Sunday Nights on the bounce, until I relented and watched some proper Tranny porn on Spankwire, to subside my curiosity. I still go there on occasion, but the guilt always gets me in those five seconds of truth after spraying my yop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Chicks with dicks, it's the ultimate conundrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 20, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've still never been able to figure out why the vast majority of them have to come from Brazil and Thailand though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I have the same with beastiality and incest porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Lawrence Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 this thread is hilarious, good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepoMan Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Another problem is tissues. Â There's only so many I can go through before it starts to look suspicious because I don't have a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I've still never been able to figure out why the vast majority of them have to come from Brazil and Thailand though. I suspect it's financially motivated, possibly cultivated from an early age by the parents, because it's a way for young lads to make money from all the sex tourists. But I asked my mate who is a sex tourist and he reckons it's not that. So I'm curious as to why those places seem to have such a high proportion of ladyboys in comparison to, say, Barnsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members lambyUK Posted August 20, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) Normally as soon as I whack one off, I fancy a game of footy, or to watch a game of footy or listen to a fucking good song. Edited August 20, 2010 by lambyUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 20, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) I've still never been able to figure out why the vast majority of them have to come from Brazil and Thailand though. I suspect it's financially motivated, possibly cultivated from an early age by the parents, because it's a way for young lads to make money from all the sex tourists. But I asked my mate who is a sex tourist and he reckons it's not that. So I'm curious as to why those places seem to have such a high proportion of ladyboys in comparison to, say, Barnsley. Â I'm sure that the proliferation of transsexuals in Brazil and Thailand (and to a lesser extent Laos now as well) is now a huge trade and many people turn to it just to make money and nothing else. But I'm interested as to how and why it sprung up in those specific areas. I think in Brazil it might well have sprung up around the Mardi Gras festivals (most of them seem to be originally from Rio) and all the campness that goes with that, but I'm not sure if there is such a precedent in south-east Asia. Â If you want a transsexual porn site that doesn't have Brazilians and Thais then you are fucked - they are almost non-existent. Also, go to any live webcam site and they are almost all in Thailand. It must be an absolutely massive industry over there. Edited August 20, 2010 by Gladstone Small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 20, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) I've still never been able to figure out why the vast majority of them have to come from Brazil and Thailand though. I suspect it's financially motivated, possibly cultivated from an early age by the parents, because it's a way for young lads to make money from all the sex tourists. But I asked my mate who is a sex tourist and he reckons it's not that. So I'm curious as to why those places seem to have such a high proportion of ladyboys in comparison to, say, Barnsley. Â Â Someone dropped some science on this last time the topic came up on the forum. Something to do with it being a longstanding part of the culture in certain places. I think that might have just been in relation to South East Asia though.. Edited August 20, 2010 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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