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If anyone bothered with POTM anymore, I'd nominate Waterboy's post.

 

Edit: Oh, and Masturbation Guilt is not uncommon. Google it.

Edited by BionicRedneck

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Now I'm getting on a bit (29) I still whack off everyday but my recovery time isn't as good, I remember my record was 7 times in one day when I was 15 or so, I've asked a fair few friends and nearly everyone had the same 'magic number' I know one Belgian nutter who did 14 though (I believe him too because he's a fucked up dude).

 

Also it takes more extreme stuff to get me off, I'm not talking people fucking dead babies or humping on top of freshly shot bears that have fallen out of a tree but when I was a young teen virgin just imagining a girl from school who's pants I'd seen once under the media studies desk was enough, so was something as tame as a lingerie catalogue. Now I don't even bother unless I've got some of my favourite types of (and my tastes can be a little different) porn.

 

I'm going out with a girl tonight and I truly hope to bang her, I was trying to save my mojo up by not jerking off today or all day yesterday but I succumbed to temptation last night and as soon as I finished I cared less about my date tonight, I still haven't gotten over that feeling, I was so amped yesterday, now I don't care. I'm wondering if maybe having a wank but not finishing is the way to get my sex gauge (mmm Gauge) up to speed but it can be a dangerous game.

 

PS; Anyone done more than 7 times in one day?

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Our suggestion for keeping your account in an active status, is to think before you post. Ask yourself "Does the UKFF really need to know about my masturbation techniques?".

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Is it weird that I seem to do it more now I have a girlfriend?

 

She lives a while away, so I only get to see her at weekends, but now I'm getting it 'regularly' it seems to have made me think more about it, and in turn makes me have special alone time more often.

 

Strange because I thought it'd work the other way.

 

I wonder if she'd be offended if she knew.

 

Our suggestion for keeping your account in an active status, is to think before you post. Ask yourself "Does the UKFF really need to know about my masturbation techniques?".

 

I think we all asked and we all said yes.

Edited by RepoMan

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That's made more funny by the report that little ol Dilly made about this thread too.

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PS; Anyone done more than 7 times in one day?

More than likely, as it was pretty much all I did when I was sat by myself in my room supposedly revising for GCSEs. Never kept count though.

Record for ejaculate whilst with woman though is 9 times in one night. Back then I could shoot, catch my breath for 2-3 minutes and then just start again.

 

Is it weird that I seem to do it more now I have a girlfriend?

No, I used to do it a lot when I had a girlfriend. Mainly 'cos she was fit/dirty as fuck and the very thought of her gave me a lob on. Ah, those were the days.

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That's made more funny by the report that little ol Dilly made about this thread too.

He reported it?

 

He probably does it more than the rest of us. He's that age.

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I remember a few years ago reading that a German man set the world male mastubation record, ejaculating 63 times in 24 hours.

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Surely once you're well into the double digits you'd be running dry and could just fake it?

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I'm only 21 but wanking isn't as great as it was at 14. Now it feels like watching porn and wanking is just the standard thing to do. 6 years ago I would have fucked a dead dog. My cock would spring up over just the thought of pumping a girls fanny.

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Surely once you're well into the double digits you'd be running dry and could just fake it?

Anyone here willing to try and verify this?

 

Might had been the case the wank-master in question had held his load for some time before the attempt.

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I'm only 21 but wanking isn't as great as it was at 14. Now it feels like watching porn and wanking is just the standard thing to do. 6 years ago I would have fucked a dead dog. My cock would spring up over just the thought of pumping a girls fanny.

Aye. If I could have had access to the Internet when I was fourteen -- and I mean proper access, with broadband and all the free porn-streaming sites that are around now, not just being allowed on the dial-up for an hour or two on the weekend to download wrestling pictures (and MIDI themes), celebrity nip slip pics and Highlander fan fiction -- I would've been in heaven.

 

Still, I shudder to think what it'd take to get me going now if I'd been able to get at the Internet's current wealth of riches in my formative years. "Jaded, listless sexual appetite of a 60-year-old Colonel" springs to mind.

Edited by Pityinthecityofsin

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