The absolutely awful Xmas film watch thread

[SuperBacon]

Can't wait for this piece of shit.

 

[FLips]

Oh I couldn’t. 

[Harry Wiseau]

I've got a cinema pass and love shit Christmas films but it's a no from me. I'll stick with Hats Off, Christmas Shoes and A Hobo's Christmas. 

[SuperBacon]

14 minutes ago, Harry Wiseau said:

Christmas Shoes

I promise you this is the year I watch this.

[WyattSheepMask]

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Can't wait for this piece of shit.

 

The only way I’d see that would be if Boy George handcuffed me to a radiator 

[SuperBacon]

2 hours ago, FLips said:

Oh I couldn’t. 

 

1 hour ago, Harry Wiseau said:

I've got a cinema pass and love shit Christmas films but it's a no from me. I'll stick with Hats Off, Christmas Shoes and A Hobo's Christmas. 

 

34 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

The only way I’d see that would be if Boy George handcuffed me to a radiator 

That's what I'm here for.

Like another lad that Christmas is associated with, I sacrifice for the good of the forum.

[DavidB6937]

I deliberately didn't watch that trailer and now I've had to suffer it 3 times in the cinema with plenty more to come. I'm going to have to start skipping the trailers aren't I? Absolute piece of shit.

[Devon Malcolm]

That Christmas Karma is being advertised everywhere and every time I see it I think of @SuperBacon and his yearly descent into Christmas film lunacy.

[TheScarlettChad]

On 10/30/2025 at 1:17 PM, SuperBacon said:

Can't wait for this piece of shit.

 

Danny Dyer is the biggest sign that this will be shite. 

[Devon Malcolm]

Counterpoint - he will be the only entertaining thing in it.

[DavidB6937]

Sat next to someone in the cinema who said "ooh I can't wait to see that!" after that trailer. Either it was Bacon or he's got competition.

[SuperBacon]

Unless you're all crowdfunding my cinema ticket, this masterpiece might have to wait until next Christmas I'm afraid.

The key to enjoying awful festive movies is in the comfort of your own home, fire on, cat on lap, on the sofa with crisps, snacks and 50 frozen sausage rolls at a time.

There has to be some enjoyment*

 

*I jest, I enjoy every single second. 

[DavidB6937]

If no one else goes, I'll take one for the team with my unlimited card..

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, DavidB6937 said:

If no one else goes, I'll take one for the team with my unlimited card..

I have a membership at The Light and the team can sod off.

[DavidB6937]

"This is the worst film since Cats"

Glowing reviews are coming in!

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/worst-film-since-cats-200100436.html