Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 13, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2023 13 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Maybe they'll grow some next year? Next year Brazil are in Eurovision so it doubt it.Ā I couldn't work out all night what Loreen's outfit reminded me of, but at the end it hit me. If you've ever seen any of the Stargate SG-1 series she is dressed like the To'Kra I thought Graham Norton and Hannah Waddingham were fantastic. Treated the whole thing with just the right amount of contempt. Was Catherine Tate drunk? The scaffolders who packed her into her dress deserve a medal.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted May 13, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 13, 2023 Could have done without a coronation two weekends in a row.Ā It does show what a hiding to nothing established artists with a fancied song are on though when it would have been more of a story if Loreen hadn't won. Loreen becomes the second artist to win twice, the first woman to win twice, and the first this century.Ā I think she breaks the modern per-jury score by about 0.1 points per jury too.Ā Amazing all told, but just felt so expected. I don't think they namechecked him, but I think "Bill Bailey" sitting next to her was Thomas G:Son who has been involved in more Eurovision tracks than even I've had hot dinners.Ā It's not uncommon for two countries to perform different songs of his at the same contest. Glad Australia, Belgium, and Czechia got top 10, even if they were all closer to us points wise than to Loreen.Ā Felt for Austria doing so poorly in the public vote. Pains me to say it but the UK performance was instantly forgettable.Ā As a pop song I liked it, but there was nothing like Sam Ryder's hyperactive bunny rabbit energy to pull me in performance wise.Ā I appreciate that everyone has less energy than Sam Ryder, but even still it needed more zhush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 14, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 Is her voice just not that strong, because compared to everyone else it sounded like Mae's mic was turned down and I'm sure it wasn't.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarlettChad Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 The song was fine, but I mean, Sweden was always gonna win surely? 50 years since Abba next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 She felt like a really cheap Charli XCX knock-off, but without the excellent production behind her or the charisma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted May 14, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Is her voice just not that strong, because compared to everyone else it sounded like Mae's mic was turned down... According to the odd twitter report she sounded great in the arena, so maybe a TV mix issue, or maybe they were standing in the part of the arena where the vocal mic sounded the clearest.Ā I didn't notice a similar issue on TV for anyone else though. Literally the only thing that is, and must be, live at Eurovision these days is the vocal so if you aren't a strong live singer you will struggle. --- Loreen came second in her semi-final to Cha Cha Cha so The Rybak remains the only act to win multiple semi-finals. Australia won semi-final 2, with Austria being second. ---- In the final televote Sweden didn't get a single 12, but they did pick up televotes from everyone except Finland. Finland got televotes from everyone, including 12 from Sweden. Israel received the first rest of the world televote 12. The UK only received televotes from Ukraine (5) and Malta (4). ---- Italy won the composers award, which was the only thing stopping Sweden clean sweeping, as Sweden picked up the Artistic, Press, and Fan Club trophies/commemorative plaques. Ā Edited May 14, 2023 by johnnyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted May 14, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 Please enjoy Promise on strings. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 14, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 As @SuperBaconĀ mentioned Twitter was shite last night for Eurovision. The only thing that made me laugh was when they started that Liverpool medley and that fella murdered Imagine worse than Mark Chapman murdered John Lennon. The first tweet I read was "Why does Liverpool hate The Beatles?" Which seemed fair after that performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 (edited) https://youtu.be/1V0xQkk9kbcI quite enjoyed how Eurovision holds Imagine, and Youāll Never Walk Alone, in the same level of legendary status as this: Ā Norway deserved better. Edited May 14, 2023 by Matthew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted May 14, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 (edited) šššš«š®Ā Like a Scooter song in that it was batshit mental but in a good way. Saw it and thought it was going to win. Huge pop among our gathering in hearing their public points tally. Gutted they didnāt get over the line. Teemu Pukki remains his nationās most successful export.Ā ššøšŖĀ Took a while to build but built to a good finish, like a good wrestling match. Hope those nails are clip ons otherwise a long night for her. Not my pick for the winner but good on her.Ā šš³š“Ā Banger, this was great. Thought it was a front runner and was surprised it didnāt do better in the vote.Ā šš¦š¹ A nice start to proceedings on the night. And yes, pay artists more! ššµš¹Ā A political thumbs up because of Mrs Facesitterās origins and Iāll be castrated otherwise. Got some Ricky Martin āShe Bangsā vibes from this one.Ā ššµš±Ā Very catchy, nice production value. One of my favourite tracks of the evening. Think I might have a solo myself when I watch that back.Ā šš«š· Had some some good pipes on her. Missed opportunity not to do more with the dress I.e loads of people bursting out of it.Ā ššØš¾Ā Imagine Dragons vibes with this track. Would be good on a film trailer. Mrs Facesitter appreciated his arms.Ā šš¦š±Ā I like how they were smiling throughout. Looked like they were cooking a lovely BBQ in their vignette.Ā šš®š¹Ā Totes emosh singer. On his knees sticking his tongue out at the end made my single gay friend blush (as in heās single, as opposed to being my singular gay friend). Good.Ā ššŖšŖĀ The piano was playing itself! Mad. Also you donāt see Elton John leave his piano for a wander do you? Top effort.Ā ššØšæĀ The long ponytails reminded me of Bianca BelAir.Ā šš§šŖĀ Boy George vibes. Good pipes. Also full of love and appreciation when points awarded to him.Ā šš²š©Ā Flute guy was a gem. Lead bloke had the same hairdo as Adam Cole. Catchy.Ā ššŗš¦Ā Cool production values, cool track.Ā šš©šŖLike a rock version of a Scooter track. Liked this, very surprised to see them bottom.Ā šš±š¹Ā Slow burner but nice. šš®š±Ā Got Israel in the sweepstake. Decent effort.Ā ššš·Ā Village People on acid. Superb. I want to go out on the town with them all. ššØš Lead singer is handsome babyfaced devil. Sounded a bit like a young Russell Watson (for better or worse). Naff track though.Ā šš·šøĀ Not great tbh. I liked the video game graphics though.Ā ššŖšøĀ Iām politically inclined to say this wasnāt great, again due to Mrs Facesitterās origins.Ā šš¦šŗĀ Nice to switch to a rock act but not a banger. Surprised they got a lot of points. Nice DeLorean though.Ā šš¦š²Ā She looks a bit like Ariana Grande. Thought the song would be a bit moreā¦fun? ššøš®Ā They all looked like a Slovenian Harry Styles in different outfits. šš¬š§Ā Brexit Overall - Had a great time watching it with some compadres. The whole thing is a daft, mad, camp festival of good vibes and everything thatās good about the world. Lovely stuff.Ā Edited May 14, 2023 by Fatty Facesitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 50 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: As @SuperBaconĀ mentioned Twitter was shite last night for Eurovision. The only thing that made me laugh was when they started that Liverpool medley and that fella murdered Imagine worse than Mark Chapman murdered John Lennon. The first tweet I read was "Why does Liverpool hate The Beatles?" Which seemed fair after that performance. Genuinely saw someone say "Nothing by the Las, Bunnymen, Frankie*, Zutons, The Coral, Lightning Seeds or Cast but we get a Stock, Aitken and Waterman song?" ššš when about 75% of those bands are absolutely shit. *Goes To Hollywood, rather than Crisp I assume, but I'd have been bang up for the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Been walking around the house all day going CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA. I fear my life is never going to be the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted May 14, 2023 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Matthew said: Norway deserved better. From the jury show reports she didn't nail her whistle note which could explain the lower than expected jury scores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kamran Posted May 14, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 14 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Is her voice just not that strong, because compared to everyone else it sounded like Mae's mic was turned down and I'm sure it wasn't.Ā It sounded worse in the semi-final: Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Her overtly exaggerated facial expression she made, I found really off putting. I think she was trying to look like she had a cool āattitudeā, but she just lookedā¦ odd - to put it politely. Case in point at 2:32: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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