Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 12, 2020 We’re interviewing Lanny Poffo on Monday as part of the For The Love of Wrestling Podcast. We’re going to be giving away a photo or autograph with Lanny for someone who is going to the event at the end of Oct, but in order to win they must submit a poem. We’ll be reading a bunch out on the show and Lanny will pick a winner. There’s absolutely no way I’m missing the opportunity to find some gold from you lot. This place has award winning comedians and battle rap legends for god sake. The only rules are, the poems need to be relatively short, have a wrestling theme and we’re obviously not going to read him negative stuff about his family, saying that, you can post what you want in here. If you’re not going, you can’t win, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be read out. You’ve got until 6.00pm tomorrow (Monday). We’re uploading the episode on Thursday, so mint late submissions could still make the final outro edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 (edited) Done him a haiku. I call it The Kef. Lanny, you clever Do you like chippy tea mate? Or you prefer kwesh? Hope he likes it! Edited April 12, 2020 by SuperBacon Lanny not Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 12, 2020 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 12, 2020 Sorry, mods, please could you move this to on topic at all? I’m an idiot, cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Mr Lanny Poffo, you wrestled as The Genius Is it just your brain that's massive, or is also your penis? I'm sure ring rats were abundant, sex, you never had to buy it But did you ever get a blowie from Missy Hyatt? You would wrestle using athleticism, you'd even employ mathematics This combination led to your victories being emphatic Your fanbase was eclectic, containing jocks and nerds But did you ever use a calculator to type out rude words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 12, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 12, 2020 What does a wrestling genius mean to us really? Whether as a babyface or feeling kind of heel-y, Stating all his stanzas both before and after matchups, We all assume his ring IQ left others playing catch-up, Though he never wrestled in a real Royal Rumble, With a brother as a king, the pair were often less than humble Two men with wrestling DNA, they were second generation And now on this great podcast - it’s a Poffo celebration! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 There was a wrestling Genius called Lanny Whose gift for grappling and poems was uncanny He beat Hogan one Saturday Night on NBC Before guiding to greatness the Brothers Beverly And held the NWA Gulf Coast Tag Team Championship with the Macho Man-ny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 12, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 12, 2020 Lanny Poffo can suck himself off. If I could I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 He's the brother of The Macho Man, Who shagged Stephanie McMahon. Her husband reminds me when, He snapped my mates pen. A cunt, second to none, Except maybe Snuka or Invader 1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 12, 2020 Lanny the wrestler was Leaping Into WCW he went creeping Never stepped in the ring But his bank still went ka-ching Until time Warner went reaping However that's just an excuse to say I met Lanny at a fan event and he signed his page in the wrestler crap book of lists and was so friendly and chatty. As he was signing something like that he could have been s fick but he thought it was quite funny and told us a couple of stories. Unless I'm mistaken@Lion_of_the_Midlands was at that event too and bought his poetry book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Bonesaw is ready your brother once said Now you use his legacy to make you money, since he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Tommy! said: Lanny the wrestler was Leaping Into WCW he went creeping Never stepped in the ring But his bank still went ka-ching Until time Warner went reaping However that's just an excuse to say I met Lanny at a fan event and he signed his page in the wrestler crap book of lists and was so friendly and chatty. As he was signing something like that he could have been s fick but he thought it was quite funny and told us a couple of stories. Unless I'm mistaken@Lion_of_the_Midlands was at that event too and bought his poetry book. Not guilty your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Tommy! said: Lanny the wrestler was Leaping Into WCW he went creeping Never stepped in the ring But his bank still went ka-ching Until time Warner went reaping However that's just an excuse to say I met Lanny at a fan event and he signed his page in the wrestler crap book of lists and was so friendly and chatty. As he was signing something like that he could have been s fick but he thought it was quite funny and told us a couple of stories. Unless I'm mistaken@Lion_of_the_Midlands was at that event too and bought his poetry book. Not guilty your honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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