David Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 18 hours ago, wandshogun09 said: I’m not counting this BMF nonsense. The BMF title is as legit as any interim title. In fact, I'd do away with interim titles and incorporate the BMF title into each division. Then, when an actual champion comes back from injury or whatever it'll be "the champion going up against the baddest motherfucker in the division." Either that or only defend the BMF title in places where there's no commission to fuck shit up. No gloves, no weight classes, no rules. Old school shit all the way. Bring back some of those original ideas such as an electrified fence, making sure there's no bullshit grappling against the cage, and chuck in a moat around the thing with alligators. Fuck, give big Tank a few weeks to get his beer belly in shape and the mad old bastard will be ready to "roll off the barstool and right into the cage" just like the old days, match him up with Art Jimmerson and the winner can face the winner of Diaz/Masvidal. Dana and Rogan on commentary, fitted out with spittle-proof microphones, seeing who's head can explode first, and let Art Davie handle the post fight pressers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 There is no need to wait a few weeks for Abbott to tone his beer belly. He apparently tried to attack Bader after the Kongo fight a few weeks back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted October 2, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 2, 2019 So that’s twice this year Tank’s nearly died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 12 hours ago, wandshogun09 said: So that’s twice this year Tank’s nearly died. Would probably have went the full 15 minutes to a decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Tank was actually TKOed by a railing. Quote “I was just at the Cheick Kongo fight in San Jose a couple of weeks back and it got stopped by a thumb in the eye. Who knows if it was intentional or not, but it was a no-contest. There was a little skirmish after the fact, and I was trying to make my way into the cage but I couldn’t get over the railing,” “Oh, hell yeah, I was going to throw down with Rampage and Cheick, but the barrier seemed to be too significant for me to get over at the time and I was kind of freaking my wife out, so I calmed down. But I was definitely on my way.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 He's some lad is big Tank. Obviously it's all very much tongue-in-cheek, but it's good to see him in decent spirits after the time he's had of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2019 here it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WeeAl Posted October 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2019 The American VISA nonsense isn't just hitting the UK, Japanese and Mexican wrestlers, and a lot of lower name Russian fighters, it's bitten their Chinese Straw-weight champion, Zhang Weili. It'll probably get sorted out eventually, but it could take quite a while so she may have to defend the title elsewhere in her next time out. https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/10/ufc-champion-weili-zhang-has-american-visa-refused-presidential-candidate-tulsi-gabbard-offers-help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "The US don't need cheap, badly-made Chinese champions. They can manufacture their very own on American soil, crafted by US blue collar workers." - President Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted October 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2019 LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 9, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 9, 2019 what belt is Tito holding? thats as pro wrestling as it gets, the promoter upstages them both though, what a nutter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 51 minutes ago, Egg Shen said: what belt is Tito holding? Looks like an old UFC belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimufctna24 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 At least Tito has finally found someone who is as crap as him at trash talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members WeeAl Posted October 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 11, 2019 Dustin Poirier might end up having no option but to fight Dan Hooker. Hooker has offered to donate half of his purse to Poirier's charity, if Dustin accepts his challenge of fighting him in New Zealand next year. I don't know how Poirier can turn that down. Dan Hooker knows how to play this game, that much is becoming clear. https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/10/dan-hooker-donate-half-purse-to-dustin-poirier-foundation-if-fight-ufc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted October 12, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 12, 2019 What fucking planet have I woke up in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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