mikehoncho Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 I once had a burn mark on my arse after falling asleep by a bonfire and it looked the spitting image of John Virgo circa Big Break. It was just like the Shroud of Turin, apart from the fact that it was an image of a moderately successful snooker player , not Jesus and the fact that it was located next to my fudge funnel, not on linen cloth. Where was my millions of tourists and possible canonisation? Thought about charging for entry, but it seemed a bit inappropriate due to the location. Charging entry to your fudge funnel? Keith Vaz would have been on it in an instant. From what I hear, you're not unpretty Gus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 29, 2016 Alas, my heritage is Georgian and not Romanian. So it seems unlikely that our Keith would want to give me a hammering up the chutney. Saying that, a friend of mine that way inclined has told me that I have "gay hips and a gay arse", whatever the fuck that means. I think we all know that the man with the proudest and most true tunnel in the UKFF is Malbranque. Veeting takes dedication and the heart of a true warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 Alas, my heritage is Georgian and not Romanian. So it seems unlikely that our Keith would want to give me a hammering up the chutney. Saying that, a friend of mine that way inclined has told me that I have "gay hips and a gay arse", whatever the fuck that means. I think we all know that the man with the proudest and most true tunnel in the UKFF is Malbranque. Veeting takes dedication and the heart of a true warrior. Agh, come on now. I think Eastern Bloc is a catch-all for Vaz these days. Malbranque has gumption to use veet. I'm more a "manual manscaper". Sometimes the odd razor nick on the marble pouch reminds a guy he's still alive ... then I add the aftershave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 So it seems unlikely that our Keith would want to give me a hammering up the chutney. . Not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The goalkeeper is Jan Oblak WyattSheepMask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I detect a bit of Wade Barrett's DNA stirred into the mix as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted September 29, 2016 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 I detect a bit of Wade Barrett's DNA stirred into the mix as well. One of "those" parties eh? *shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted September 30, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 30, 2016 Aston Villa manager Roberto Di Matteo and UFC fighter Jose Aldo... Dead fucking ringers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 ECW's Sandman is now doing stand up under the name of Greg Davies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 4, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2016 Most of these aren't even close. Shit thread. You're all blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Shit thread?? Back to the fudge funnel ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Courtois is Djokovic/Screech from Saved by the Bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted October 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2016 Sorry, but how can anyone see anything other than this 'partial' lookalike in Oblak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keith Houchen Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 That's sensational! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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