Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 Right, I'm in a pickle. I still need to get my missus something for Christmas. Because of the house move and the trip to Switzerland we're both skint and so she's insisted on us just getting each other a token gift with a £10 limit. The problem is that she's awkward as fook to get presents for and I'm all out of ideas, and I lay myself open to your (probably wildly inappropriate) suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 1000 penny sweets. Edit: Better make it 995 so you can afford a carrier bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 Don't fall into that trap — £10 means "spend more than that on me" EDIT — Surely the situation isn't THAT desperate!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyT Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Yeah go with Bill. You might end up with a bottle of tesco value vodka but she'll be expecting at least a bottle of Smirnoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Make her a calendar with a different knob impression for every month. Ticks all the boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 Make her a calendar with a different knob impression for every month. Ticks all the boxes. What, like Clarkson for January, Jamie Oliver for February, and so on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 17, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 She's bought me another present, so the budget has increased to £20 now. I might even go as far as £25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 No. If she's spent £20, that's at least £40 you need to spend. This is getting out of hand already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 17, 2015 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2015 I've bought an obscene amount of peanuts today for the work Christmas party. I don't think I have £40 left in the bank. So far the guidelines are no perfume, no make-up, no clothing, no hats, no jewellery. What else are women into? Is there a boxed set of Eldorado? She liked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Fuck's sake. I'd taken my website down that aggregated gifts for a tenner a less and haven't relaunched it. Gimme a shout if you're in the same boat next year, Nonce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted December 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2015 Interflora.co.uk is always there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted December 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2015 Dick in a box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2015 Surf, wrap yourself in a bow and cover your intimate areas in cranberry sauce. How could anyone resist that?! The sauce and bow should cost under a fiver. As you've got a £20 budget, might as well get the sauce from the Taste The Difference range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted December 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2015 I'm with Brewster and Wretch. You're a handsome, charismatic chap with an impressive appendage if rumours be true, so your best bet is to hang mistletoe from your naval, fluff yourself, and wake your lass up with this coming towards her face. Surfs Caucasian Yule Log with hulking sprouts. Failing that, Boots are doing lovely, cheap specials on No.7. I got my missus a lovely set for €15.00 for her stocking. Which would probably estimate around £10 proper money. Ta dah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 18, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 18, 2015 That pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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