Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 1, 2014 If I won silly money, after all the sensible investments I would definitely put £50k aside to sink into a big money mark supercard show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I only ever fantasise about winning a big eighty million jackpot and becoming the new Lotto Lout. I'd keep half in the bank, and completely fritter half on houses, holidays, cars, gym memberships, medical procedures, prostitutes, McDonalds, wrestling merchandise and half-baked business ideas like films, wrestling shows and online retailing. I'd still be happy with a million, mind, but I know I'd just blow through that in a few months and make some bad investment that results in me ending up worse off than I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Depends on how much you win, but I couldn't see myself just having most of it there and waiting til retirement to use it. I want to have a good time when I'm young, fit and healthy. I'd certainly keep a good amount aside for that time, but I'd want to share my money with friends and family to travel and have good times with them. I'd also make a completely anonymous donation to certain charities and volunteer, helping to build schools and the like. I'd invest in a wrestling promotion or start my own up and get more intelligent people than I on board to run it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Thesz Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I have always said that if I won a huge amount and never went through with most of my charity ideas then I want God to strike me down. Serious about that. Sadly I would have to give up the bevvy for an extended period. I am currently recovering from what was the fourth really invasive surgery on my nuts (recuperation going well so it should be the last op) in just less than a year and too much time in my hands + bored = unmotivated + too much bevvy recently. If I won huge and it became public then I would love to do a wrestling angle where two heels destroy me; I bleed and take a "FUCKING HELL" bump. I would also like to record a porn shoot with Masie Dee, Satine Spark and Axa Jay. If money were really no object then recommissioning the show Relic Hunter with the deal being Tia Carrerre's character inevitably sees the bad guy off with some form of leg scissors death grip on each episode, feature film or Christmas special. That the villain is always some forty year old podgy, tattooed, balding Scot namely me shouldn't detract from the show. Finally I would also bring back Bullseye with me as host but only so that I could have wheeled out to two losing contestants a huge four poster bed fucking crawling with female porn stars who would have already started proceedings, dozens of bottles of champagne, a few lines of coke and a million pounds cash with me saying "tough luck guys; look at what you could have won". As I said I've had a lot of spare time recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 If I won silly money within a month my Instagram account would look exactly like Dan Bilzerian's. I'd carry on working, there would just be a lot more partying as well NSFW http://instagram.com/danbilzerian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I'd do a Dan Bilzerian but I'd do it all in Japan till i either OD or get deported, buy some super tacky penthouse filled with humongus Gundam statues and live on Suntory Whiskey and hookers dressed as Sailor Scouts. I'll probably hate myself after a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'd buy a really expensive pair of shoes so I could tell people "my shoes cost more than your house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted September 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2014 The usual things like a house, pool and personal trainer etc. Before any of that though I want to get front row seats to at least one PPV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 4, 2014 I'd get a fleet of expensive cars, a silk scarf, gold pants and a personal ring announcer who would berate everyone in Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members quote the raven Posted September 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted September 5, 2014 Stupid money? Hire a PA that could get me tickets to all the movie premieres, Sporting events, and things i wanted to go to. Season ticket at Liverpool and a helicopter to get me there And yeah.....id probably put on a money mark show. Or pay Kayfabe what ever they needed to get someone real good in for a you shoot as long as i could be there. JR would do it for a million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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