Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2014 Astro? Nixon masks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted July 22, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2014 Astro? Nixon masks? Â It's Vince's company, so, Obama masks probably. But yes, as we're slapping the fan's hands and saying how it's all about the rush, man, another group is running out of the audience and handing mysterious beat-downs to lower card guys on the other shows. Â Nobody puts two and two together until a new guy gets called up to the main roster from NXT and, even though he's some short-haired preppy kid, he really wants to hang with us for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2014 I'm Mr. Whippy - the wrestling ice cream man. I come down to the ring in my ice cream van while a nice jingle plays handing out ice creams to the kids. Â Then I take off my white coat and the music becomes more sinister and deeply irritating. It continues to play while I destroy the opponent. Â Once I've hit him with my finisher, an air plane spin cum death valley driver that I call the "99", I cover him in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands. Â Then I unveil my catchprase "He topped himself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2014 Pantomine Cow Tagteam © Me, 2006  Don't get any funny ideas, promoters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I'd be a diabetic heel who keeps bailing in the middle of matches because my blood sugar is low to get heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 A man takes a bump to the noggin and wakes up the following week with head trauma. Turns out he thinks he's an 80's pop star and everyone talking about winning 'Gold' is trying to steal his song royalties. Â Everyone, I give you, Damien Spandau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'd base myself off the generic CAW from the old Smackdown games. Crew cut, standard 6 feet tall, average body, blue trunks, no boots, knee pads or elbow pads. I'd have the most basic "moveset" and whenever I get any promo time it'll mostly be me saying "WAIT *insert wrestlers name* I need to talk to you" while they just ignore me. Â My matches would mainly be me posing until I get my finisher, which happens to be a jaw-breaker. My opponent will kick out at one, then I'll get my arse handed to me because my stats are only a flat 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted July 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 23, 2014 If base mine around the theme "I had my eye on you... Yes, you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTagRope Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I'd base myself off the generic CAW from the old Smackdown games. Crew cut, standard 6 feet tall, average body, blue trunks, no boots, knee pads or elbow pads. I'd have the most basic "moveset" and whenever I get any promo time it'll mostly be me saying "WAIT *insert wrestlers name* I need to talk to you" while they just ignore me. Â My matches would mainly be me posing until I get my finisher, which happens to be a jaw-breaker. My opponent will kick out at one, then I'll get my arse handed to me because my stats are only a flat 50. Â In lieu of this stroke of genius, it's criminal that the green and red blokes from Create-A-Moveset haven't shown up in Adam Rose's crew yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 If base mine around the theme "I had my eye on you... Yes, you" Â "It can get kinda sticky, in my little sticky world" Â Sadly i don't think my physique would suit the Stick Boy gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted July 24, 2014 A tag-team from Somerset who come out drinking scrumpy. They'd be called the Out-Ciders.Their finish would be: opponent sat on top rope, one of the team sits on the other's shoulders, standing in front of the opponent, facing away, grabbing their head for a HUGE snap mare off the top - The Weston Super Mare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 24, 2014 Id be a wrestler who Misawa backdrops people who make shit puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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