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Who was the higher power R-Truth and Miz wouldn't shut up about?

 

Couldn't be Vince, no, been there, done that. And everyone knows the power HHH and Steph have, no mystery in that. No, the higher power had to be someone with history and influence, someone who transcended the binds of WWE to become a successful businessman in his own right... Shane McMahon!

 

Whats your follow up question?

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There was no logic hole here actually. Austin won the rumble (referee's decision is final etc) but he eliminated Taker & Vader after he himself was eliminated. Bret eliminated Diesel therefore Diesel had no claim.

 

My question, How was Kane able to party with Katie Vick when apparently locked up in Paul Bearer's cellar. Surely Undertaker would have twigged that Kane was going frat parties in 1992 or at least heard about or came across such information, as opposed to thinking his bro died in a house fire.

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There was no logic hole here actually. Austin won the rumble (referee's decision is final etc) but he eliminated Taker & Vader after he himself was eliminated. Bret eliminated Diesel therefore Diesel had no claim.

 

My question, How was Kane able to party with Katie Vick when apparently locked up in Paul Bearer's cellar. Surely Undertaker would have twigged that Kane was going frat parties in 1992 or at least heard about or came across such information, as opposed to thinking his bro died in a house fire.

 

The answer to this explains his scars too.

 

Kane escaped the fire by not being in the house. He was actually at another frat party that night. What actually burnt in the fire was a corpse stolen from the Undertaker (because all Undertakers have a few corpses lying around). Paul Bearer dragged the Kane dressed corpse out of the house and thanks to the burnt face he didn't realize it wasn't the real Kane. Ironically all the EMT's and Doctors on duty that night had also snuck out of the hospital and were at the real Kane's party until they were all called back to the hospital to deal with the casualties. All completely pissed out of their skull they failed to noticed that "Kane" was dead so they just came to the conclusion Kane was unable to speak and horribly burnt. When the real Kane returned to the burnt house he ran to the hospital, crept past the doctors as the explained to Paul Bearer his son would never be able to speak again and was horribly disfigured. He thought quickly and came up with the solution of stealing a mask off some strange decoration in the waiting room and never spoke again until X-Pac thought he was God and cured the monster. X-Pac high a lot.

 

Paul Bearer knew it was Undertaker who started the fire and wanted to get revenge. Once he knew Kane had survived the fire he kept it from Undertaker vowing to get revenge. He thought as Kane was now a freak he would want vengeance on the man who had made him that way. Kane just had to go along with it or be grounded for a month for going to the party.

 

How did Flair discharge himself from the looney bin when he was obviously not in a sane state of mind and ended up there to start with?

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Tatanka was in there with him a threw a water fountain through the window. After promptly finishing up with Nurse Ratchet Flair made a sharp exit.

 

Why are the self proclaimed hounds of justice suddenly down with the system and being good little corporate stooges?

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I can do this one. Shield have a history of being hired mercenaries, they worked for Heyman at the beginning of the year. Shield have always been hypocritical with their "justice" mantra, and Triple H went out of his way to rationalise the actions against Bryan as justice after Bryan insulted his wife.

 

Why did B.B not win the 2000 Royal Rumble bikini contest? They were marvelous.

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I can do this one. Shield have a history of being hired mercenaries, they worked for Heyman at the beginning of the year. Shield have always been hypocritical with their "justice" mantra, and Triple H went out of his way to rationalise the actions against Bryan as justice after Bryan insulted his wife.

 

Why did B.B not win the 2000 Royal Rumble bikini contest? They were marvelous.

 

Because the 5 people who could actually remember who she was were outside throwing up after seeing Mae Youngs saggy tits so she didn't get any votes.

 

Back to Kane since he provides so many of these. He's set a man on fire, electrocuted a mans bollocks and beat up a cripple in front of millions of witnesses, some of which must have been police. Why has he never been charged with any of these crimes?

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Back to Kane since he provides so many of these. He's set a man on fire, electrocuted a mans bollocks and beat up a cripple in front of millions of witnesses, some of which must have been police. Why has he never been charged with any of these crimes?

 

It's just like when Snuka allegedly murdered a guy and got away with it. Vince can talk his employees out of any trouble with the police, but he only does it for those who are worth it. Kane's been bullied and abused beyond belief by multiple WWF/E employees and stuck with the company, and still stuck around. He's worth hanging onto, so Vince goes the extra mile for him.

 

Why did Roddy Piper like The Wrestler, a film that perpetuates the lie of his chosen career being fake, enough to cry when he watched it then have a feud with Chris Jericho over it?

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Why did Roddy Piper like The Wrestler, a film that perpetuates the lie of his chosen career being fake, enough to cry when he watched it then have a feud with Chris Jericho over it?

 

Go on I'll have on more. Despite being broken down and in a lot of pain Piper was considering one more full time run to pay the bills. After seeing The Wrestler he realized what could happen to him and changed his mind. He cried for 2 reasons, his career was done and he felt he dodged a bullet for his health. After going backstage to spread his newly learnt lesson to today's stars, Jericho laughed it off and disrespected him which got under Pipers skin enough to break his new vow and return to the ring once again. He asked Vince for a match with Jericho at Wrestlemania 25 with the intention of stiffing Jericho but told Vince due to his new outlook he couldn't work a full singles match and had two other legends added to it to secretly work as his bodyguards when the younger man realized he had been set up.

 

How did Umaga, an uncivilized jungle savage who couldn't speak English and needed Armando Estrada to guide him from place to place manage to get to each venue, some even if different countries, without him when he disappeared? And how did he manage to do that with clean ring gear each time?

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How did Umaga, an uncivilized jungle savage who couldn't speak English and needed Armando Estrada to guide him from place to place manage to get to each venue, some even if different countries, without him when he disappeared? And how did he manage to do that with clean ring gear each time?

 

Simple. Muscle Memory. Umaga knew he had to be in the UK soon after the big show with lots of white people and the fireworks, so without Estrada he just kept doing the same activities that Estrada had him do while on the road. Essentially, Estrada treated Umaga like a slave - and so became quite independent.

 

What exactly were the rules to the X-Division? Before the weight limits was introduced - like when Mr. X and Samoa Joe was knocking about.

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What exactly were the rules to the X-Division? Before the weight limits was introduced - like when Mr. X and Samoa Joe was knocking about.

No limits. But more so, a high impact, fast paced or risk taking style. Pierre and Joe fitted that bill.

 

 

Why did Abyss kick fuck out of Hogan and shove a Hall of Fame ring down his throat, and later take a pasting all over the Impact Zone from Jeff Hardy, if those two were among the "They" who were controlling his actions?

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