Daaaaaad! Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Well… here goes nothing. LOVE TRIANGLE January 7th, 2013. It’s the first RAW of the year and as has often been the case, it’s time to announce the first inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame. And this year, it’s… The Brooklyn Brawler! A quick video package is shown and Steve Lombardi comes out, saying what an honour it is to be inducted to the Hall of Fame so close to his home town of Brooklyn. Of course, the show is in Tampa, Florida, so nobody pops or really gives a shit. However, Brawler is interrupted… “No, no, no, this isn’t right at all. I cannot allow these proceeding to continue. You see, there was only ever one reasons why Steve Lombardi was employed by WWE. Whether he was Kim Chee, Doink the Clown or even Abe ‘Knuckleball’ Schwartz, he only ever kept his job in one way… “ “That’s right, Brawler! Everybody knows why you stayed employed by this company for years, and it sure as hell wasn’t your win-loss record! But now comes a sad time, because I’m going to have to break some news to you, babe… I’ve got a new boy toy, and he’s a very sexy boy too.” Patterson leaves with a grin as Brawler literally lies down and cries in the ring. Michael Cole probably farts all over the segment, but who cares about him, Lawler will do a nice fake laugh to cover it I’m sure. The next week, replays are shown of the Patterson/Lombardi confrontation as Lawler and Cole say that speculation is rife that Pat’s new fella is actually a member of the active WWE roster. RAW on 21st January arrives and Brooklyn Brawler is in attendance, acting like nothing ever happened. He says he’s out here for one reason and one reason only – he is going to enter the Royal Rumble and become the first Hall of Fame inductee to have a title match the next night at WrestleMania! The Rumble match itself arrives and John Cena is out at #19, lobbing people all over the shop and generally being a massively fiery babyface as one would expect. Then the countdown stops and it’s number twenty… Brawler’s out and he’s on fire… until he hits the ring. Loads of people beat the fuck out of him, including Titus O’Neill (not pictured) However, Brawler claws and scratches, and actually manages to get a comedy elimination on The Godfather, who comes out at #21. The crowd goes mild and Steve’s fired up, but music hits midway through the 90 seconds… “You didn’t seriously thinks I would let you win my baby would you? I came up with the idea for the Royal Rumble! Oh, and one more thing… look behind you!” Cena tosses Brawler over the ropes and gives him an apologetic shrug before going back to his real life and battering the fuck out of more people. From here on, every time the Hall of Fame inductees are announced, Patterson makes an appearance and boasts about his new lover, who is far superior to the announced inductee. Patterson calls Mick Foley a fat garbage joke and mocks his pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 It's ironic that in Cobra1000's battle royal I was eliminated by super kick because I hate the super kick elimination spot for rumbles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Dirty Eddie vs Hallicks D-Generation X vs The nWo The nWo (Hogan,Nash, Hall) invaded WWE as they did in 2002. Events unfold as they did up to and including Wrestlemania 18, except that after the Rock/Hogan match there is no offering of handshakes and Hollywood Hogan leaves the ring without turning face (despite the crowd reaction). The night after, the nWo hit the ring and claim that despite a crooked referee and a bullshit fast-count, everyone heard the reaction and everyone knows that Hollywood is still the true King of Wrestling. It's time to move onto other matters, namely a big-nosed nobody who's claiming to be the Undisputed WWE Champion – Triple H. Hogan challenges Triple H for a title match at Backlash. Triple H comes out onto the stage and accepts happily. “It's gonna be Game Over for the nWo.” At Backlash a ref bump and some help from Nash and Hall allows Hollywood Hogan to big boot/legdrop his way to the WWE Title. Triple H's long road back to the title has ended in a pool of his own blood and a loss to the Hulkster in his first big title defence. In the last segment of the next RAW, there is a big nWo love-fest/celebration with a million “Too Sweets” and “nWo 4 Life, Brotha-dudes” as Hollywood plays air guitar with the WWE Title, Nash smirks and plays with his hair and Trigger Hall pulls funny faces. A bandaged Triple H runs to the ring and attacks Hogan, but falls to the numbers and is beaten down to a chorus of boos as RAW goes off the air. Over the next few weeks they build to a rematch between Hogan and HHH, this time in a steel cage at Judgement Day. Nash keeps telling Hogan that things are looking better and better for the nWo because he is in contact with some serious players who are currently free-agents. “Time to grow the ranks, brother”. At Judgement Day The Outsiders beat Chuck and Billy for the tag belts in a semi squash. They don't even let Chuck tag out of the ring and destroy him, taking the titles. Afterwards Billy Gunn loses his rag backstage and storms out, quitting the tag team and seemingly leaving the roster. In the main event cage match Triple H takes on Hogan for the big belt. As he looks to be getting Hollywood close to defeat, The Outsiders come strolling down the ramp, but Triple H has a plan. He goes to the corner of the ring and starts tearing at the taping and plastic put onto the ringpost for Kane's pyro earlier in the night. Taped to the post under the pyro gear is a sledgehammer. He rams the handle through the cage and into Hall's ribs (who had began to climb the cage). He does the same to Nash who is at the door yanking at the lock. With both down on the outside he turns to Hogan who is just getting to his knees, and brings the hammer up in the air. Suddenly the lights go out and the nWo music begins to play. Someone can be seen coming down the aisle and walking up to the door. The door of the cage is ripped off and the lights come on as Scott Steiner stands staring at Triple H. Hunter's jaw hits the floor in shock and it allows Hollywood to thwack him in the balls from behind. A battered Hogan is helped out the door (winning the match) and up the aisle by the now even stronger nWo. The group stops at the top of the ramp to pose while Steiner heads back to the ring. He bounces Triple H off the cage walls a few times for fun, swears a lot and threatens the fans as the PPV goes off air. On RAW it's another nWo celebration, as both the Title victory, the Tag Title win and the debut of Steiner is rubbed into everyone's faces. It cuts to the titantron as Triple H is destroying the nWo limo with his sledgehammer. The heels quit screwing around and head backstage to get him but he is gone by the time they get there. Later in the night, Scott Hall is attacked while on his own in the back. Triple H beats the crap out of him and tells them that “one by one he'll destroy the nWo”. The next week, RAW starts with Nash on his way to the ring for a match. Triple H attacks him in the aisle with a steel chair and begins wailing on him. Unfortunately Steiner attacks him from behind with a lead pipe and Hall joins in for the beatdown. They drag Triple H to the car park where Hogan is waiting with a baseball bat. The Outsiders and Steiner hold Hunter up so Hollywood can repeatedly smash his knee with the bat. Eventually security breaks things up and soon after Triple H is off to the hospital. (Not actual image) Over the next month the nWo continue doing whatever they want, gang attacking anyone they please and generally being dicks to everyone. All this time we hear nothing of Triple H, only the occasional mention that he is “out indefinitely”. At the King of the Ring PPV Hogan beats Kane (who won a battle royal for the shot) thanks to nWo interference. The next night Nash tells Hogan that he isn't finished bringing big time players into the nWo fold. In two weeks he will unveil the biggest name yet! The moment arrives, just a week before Vengeance, RAW is live in Texas. In the main event spot the nWo head to the ring with all their belts. Nash takes the mic and tells Hollywood it's time for the newest member to reveal himself. The music hits and out comes HBK, Shawn Michaels. High fives, double-finger-points and clique hand gestures everywhere! They raise each others hands in the classic nWo group pose when suddenly Michaels superkicks the Hulkster. With shocked faces everywhere, Michaels hits a quick crotch-chop and then runs like fuck up the aisle. As the nWo goes mad and helps Hogan up, Michaels waits on the stage for Hollywood to get to his feet. “The Heartbreak Kid is back! And I have one question.... Are you ready?” Michaels smiles while Hogan seethes as the show goes off air. At the Vengeance PPV, the main event rematch between Kane and Hogan ends in a clusterfuck as the rest of the nWo beat down Kane. Suddenly HBK's "Sexy Boy" music plays. He walks out on the ramp, stares at Hogan and gives him the crotch-chop. At that moment the DX music blasts out and Triple H walks out beside Michaels, handing him a steel chair and with a sledgehammer in his hand. They march halfway down the aisle, then stop. The nWo is begging them on – it's still 4 on 2, weapons or not. Suddenly the DX music stops... “Oh, you didn't know” The Outlaws run out behind HBK and HHH, each with a steel chair. All four rush the ring and the brawl is on. DX clears the ring and stands tall as the PPV ends and the crowd goes mental. Two big tag matches get set up for Summerslam. Triple H & HBK Vrs Hogan & Steiner and The Outlaws Vs The Outsiders for the Tag Titles. Triple H and HBK get the win in the main event with Michaels pinning Steiner. The Outlaws fail to win the tag belts when the nWo's latest member Curt Hennig helps Nash and Hall win. The next night a tag rematch goes the other way when X-Pac returns, joining DX, and helps the NAOs win the belts in the main event cage match. The two groups trade wins and loses over the next few months all building to Survivor Series. At Survivor Series Triple H gets his one-on-one rematch “Last Man Standing” Vrs Hogan for the belt, while the rest of the groups will battle in the brand new Elimination Chamber. Hall, Nash & Steiner w/Hennig Vrs Michaels and The Outlaws, with X-Pac outside. War games style. DX win the Elimination Chamber when Michaels outlasts everyone, finally beating his old pal Scott Hall to win the bloody, violent match. The main event sees all the run-ins and shenanigans you might expect, but finally DX and Triple H can stand tall when Hunter hits the pedigree and beats Hollywood Hogan for the title in MSG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 18, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2013 Stone Cold vs Goldberg One of the dream matches that basically got away. Goldberg was one of WCW's most powerful draws, while Austin's contribution to the industry will never be in question. When WCW was bought out by Vince McMahon, many thought it was only a matter of time before big Bill showed up and got paired up in a feud with Austin. Bill chose to sit at home and collect his guaranteed Time Warner money, and by the time he finally showed up in WWE, Austin's neck was knackered and he had to hang 'em up. Still, WHAT IF? Book an Austin/Goldberg storyline. Culminate with a match fitting their Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted March 19, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 19, 2013 Thanks all, only a couple of dropouts this round due to unforseen circumstances and blah blah cry me a river (only kidding). Hopefully we can kick off the quarters by the end of the week. Also, because a few people dropped out, I may try and get some sort of bonus round set up with another UKFF scenario, featuring people whio posted in the first round but ultimately didn't get through. I'll think up some ideas and get back to you fine folk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Please do another UKFF Scenario, I'm actually really gutted we didn't get to read Charles Goodwills (although I suppose I should be happy that he didn't enter as it means I advance, right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles goodwill Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Luckily I have a friend coming over this weekend to attempt to fix my PC. Hopefully he can sort the swine out. If it is fixed ill post my entry up regardless if anyone would be interested in reading it. And I'm fairly upset that I didn't even make it to the ring in the rumble, kicking a man when he is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Hi, any news on the results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted March 25, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 25, 2013 Just waiting for judging still, some people have been busy. Will get this rolling again as soon as they come in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted March 27, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted March 27, 2013 Nick, your PM inbox is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Any update on when we can expect the results? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted April 1, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2013 In about 30 minutes or less! Formatting them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted April 1, 2013 Author Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2013 2nd Round results Dirty Eddie vs Hallicks- DX vs nWo Eddie's scenario takes us back to 2002 and the initial arrival of the nWo in WWE territory. Interestingly, Hogan is kept a heel the whole time despite the strong crowd reactions, and from here a long running feud with Triple H develops. The rest of the personnel for both groups are introduced well, and the matches booked had an element of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted April 1, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted April 1, 2013 Woohoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I'm very thrilled. Sorry to badger you Nick just enjoying this and didn't want to go the way of some threads around here. Can't wait to see whats next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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