Paid Members tiger_rick Posted January 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 It's got to be the narrator from Come Dine With Me whose job consists of taking the piss out of the stupidest people imaginable while they continually serve up material. Right?Beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 His job consists of reading lines that someone else served up. So, in the word of Arnie, "Wrong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Is there any kind of profession that pays you only for drinking beer and sleeping? That would be pretty smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 One of the guys who works at my place was on Come Dine with me, he was spectacularly shit and got mocked. It was funny, because he's an annoying fat poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 Someone that worked at my Mum's Sainsburys was on there too, and he later got busted for looting a load of the takings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Curious Orange Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Jake Humphrey seems to get most of sporting gigs that the BBC has left, so he's doing pretty well for himself there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 http://islandreefjob.com/about-the-best-job/ Â This is still a pretty good contender. The guy that got it did such a good job they offered him the following years contract too. Â Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 One of the guys who works at my place was on Come Dine with me, he was spectacularly shit and got mocked. It was funny, because he's an annoying fat poof.UKFF poster PSF was a contestant on CDWM just a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vito Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 http://islandreefjob.com/about-the-best-job/This is still a pretty good contender. The guy that got it did such a good job they offered him the following years contract too. Bastard.Didn't the guy get stung by some kind of funky deadly jellyfish on his first week? Australia is brutal, everything wants you dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted January 9, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2012 I always thought Stone Cold had it pretty sweet back around 03/04 when he was getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars just to show up somewhere on a Monday, drink beer, then fanny around on a buggy for a while, and occasionally hit a couple of stunners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 My UK is allowing me to work from my riverside apartment in Melbourne, so I'm living it cushty at the moment.However in a similar vain to the voice over guy on Come Dine With Me, mine would be Judge Judy.She gets to preside over cases with really stupid people and then takes up to $5,000 off them for being prats. Either that or CRUSH their dreams of getting money and telling them to STFU whenever shes wants. Love that fucking program.The last one I watched, a girl in her early 20s was trying to take her father to court. He put down a deposit for a truck for her birthday, with the understanding that she would keep up on the payments. She lost her job, so her Dad tried to pay the payments for her. Sadly he also lost his job and the repo men took it away.The cheeky bitch tried to sue her father for the cost of the deposit of a new truck and for all the payments she had put into it, despite the fact that it was her legal obligation to pay for the truck payments in the first place.Judge Judy told her to grow the fuck up, told her mum she was a crap parent and kicked the greedy little child out of the court room whilst she proceeded to throw a major wobbler on national TV. I WANT THAT JOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 http://islandreefjob.com/about-the-best-job/This is still a pretty good contender. The guy that got it did such a good job they offered him the following years contract too. Bastard.Didn't the guy get stung by some kind of funky deadly jellyfish on his first week? Australia is brutal, everything wants you dead.That was the greatest PR stunt the world has ever seen. It cost them AU$200,000 to employ the guy and cover his living expenses for six months to live in a beautiful but boring place and they got tens of millions of dollars in free media.For me, best job in the world is clearly the guy who runs Backroom Casting Couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Galt Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Being a critic always seems fantastic. Do what you love then write/talk about it and get paid pretty well for it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Got another one. Being Paul Hawksbee or Andy Jacobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Is there any kind of profession that pays you only for drinking beer and sleeping? That would be pretty smart.'Socialite'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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