Keith Houchen Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Cheers. You used tongue, I appreciate that.
hitman89762000 Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Channeling Hulky. Yo, Woy, don't try and get up all in my face I'll batter you so slick they'll sell you in Beales Plaice You will beg for mercy but I will leave you raw Like Wilmot-Brown did to Kathy, on the Dagmar floor I rap from my can but you had better can it I'll make you feel like dirt, baby, I'll frantic up your planet I make ukff great, I am it's wisest sage No wonder I get all those tweets from Ellen Page Don't try and fight me because I'm a fucking loon You will be my Robson and I'll be Cutlers spoon You will shit your pants as I make my advance You will wish that Moo had gave me ONE MORE CHANCE For some reason i pictured will smith giving this rap ala the opening credits of the fresh prince of bel air..
Keith Houchen Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Top tungsten there, Mike. A tickle of your balls to you, sir.
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 28, 2011 Top tungsten there, Mike. A tickle of your balls to you, sir. Cheers fella. It means more coming from you as I know you can recognise an ill flow when you see one.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 Grab your shovels. And we have a new leader. This mu'fucka will be in control of a five week suspension of his choice come 9pm. Anyone got a massive enough cock to step up to that?
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 Tried again and it's only 52 seconds and I didn't mention Ian Beale.
Moderators neil Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 Oh my god. Funk Kontrol, what a thing of beauty. I was impressed with Butch's voice. I was expecting rough gravel, but I got galaxy smooth.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 28, 2011 It was less Windsor Davies, more Jonathan Davies.
Whiskey_Jim Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Grab your shovels. And we have a new leader. This mu'fucka will be in control of a five week suspension of his choice come 9pm. Anyone got a massive enough cock to step up to that? we have a winner like a chicken fuckin' dinner
Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 I'm really starting to enjoy this rapping lark and I'm looking at it as a full time career in order to get into Chest's avatar. I've made a more sexual rap this time. It's not as good as Funk's to be honest, but I'm enjoying my development as a true Rap superstar like Kenzie out of Blazin' Squad. Shitrap2
Moderators neil Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 at the train station line
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Posted November 28, 2011 I'm really starting to enjoy this rapping lark and I'm looking at it as a full time career in order to get into Chest's avatar. I've made a more sexual rap this time. It's not as good as Funk's to be honest, but I'm enjoying my development as a true Rap superstar like Kenzie out of Blazin' Squad. Shitrap2 This is fantastic (big black bulls!!), but honestly, it's going to take a lot to best Funk Kontrol's combination of rhymes and actual toilet flushing. On any other day, Butch, that would have taken it.
Keith Houchen Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Funk did mention the unmentionable, however the line about his mum downstairs hanging her head in shame was brilliant.
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