Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 I've only managed to get to about 45 seconds with what I've wrote so far and if I'm honest I'm the last person who should be rapping but figured I may as well stick the words up I wrote for it for all of you anyway:  "You dropped out your own challenge, cus you got no balls, And I've been playing possum waiting for a flash pinfall.  When Hulky hears me he'll be doing a poo, doing a poo like Mr Magoo.  I'm the lyrical messiah, ayatollah rock an' roller, come up and face me, Pedigree it's Game Over.  I'm like the Nature Boy, woo, I'll never get old And I've been chopping knees, since Ian Beale's been cooking chips so  I'm a hustler, You can't see me, better get a ghostbuster I'm like Vigo the Carpathian, make you think that this ain't happening  I'm a classic like that, cus it's still real to me, I'm dropping bombs, like Batista, Vader and Daddy V.  UKFF I'm your king of the ring, the king of the mountain, the MVP When you're looking for my finisher, its coming early, like Shane Warne, Warne with Liz Hurley  Listen, I'm running outa rhymes and I'm running out of beats, If I keep on doing this, it's gonna turn out shit (pronounced sheet)  Toilet Side, Motherfucker."  It's not great but it took me away from doing coursework for an extra half hour so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanhalen2007 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) This thread was good last night, came back from work and its become a great one! Â Fuck me, hes racked up 432 unique views for his video, that is some good going! Edited November 28, 2011 by vanhalen2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 This is why I love this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 I'm still at work now but I had a little sneak preview on my headphones of the raps recorded. I love this! Can't wait to check these properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 I'm actually loading Butch's shitraps onto my MP3 player so I can give them a listen in work tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wI7nhaHn1c  fuck it, not like having dignity on this website is important haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 The lyrics were good, the voice was a bit squeaky though. The ending was hilarious. Â Close call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 the voice can't be helped sadly, I'm a counter tenor when I sing, basically I sound like a younger version of Johnny Robinson singing half the time. Â Thankyou however for the praise with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Freebird Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It sounded like it was recorded quietly incase anyone over heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wI7nhaHn1c fuck it, not like having dignity on this website is important haha.  Wow. This is a close call. I'd give Funk the edge for actual rapping, but the actual TOILET-SIDE pose at the end makes this tough to pick. Excellent work, homes.  I'll have to drop the result at 9pm, and of course, this is still open to anyone who wants rid of someone for the rest of the year.  It sounded like it was recorded quietly incase anyone over heard.  Yeah, there's a definite edge of "I don't want people in the next room to hear this" like you often get with these sort of videos. Gotta be honest, that's not what Snoop Dogg would do, so you do lose points for that. Loud and proud is how I likes my raps. Edited November 28, 2011 by Woyzeck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) haha, it was quite loud actually Ritchie mate, just poor recording tools through to my laptop (probably should have adjusted settings) my Dad has given me a few funny looks since I did it, but it can't be any worse than me practising for my Joseph musical tomorrow so I'm used to it. Â Cheers man, knew the rapping wasn't gonna be as good so had to take the pose at the end. Nothing better than a nerdy white guy posing like a gangster really, is there? Â Fair enough if it loses me points though, kinda wish I'd shouted it now while dressed up like Eminem, that could have tipped it over the edge. Edited November 28, 2011 by Sean Thomas Jolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 I think if someone actually recorded themselves in the bog doing the rap, throwing up some gang signs and other gangsta shit during the rap then they'd win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 I think if someone actually recorded themselves in the bog doing the rap, throwing up some gang signs and other gangsta shit during the rap then they'd win. Â neil speaks the truth. This is why we're all here. Â Who's got a big enough, black enough metaphorical (and also actual) willy to rise to the challenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted November 28, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2011 I'm tempted to take it further right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted November 28, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2011 It's a huge prize and well worth it. Not only do you get FORUM CRED, but you get to suspend ANYONE* Â Â *even JNLister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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