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I can't believe I missed the extended deadline- I woke up in the night from a dream where I was rapping a song called Fappers Paradise to the tune of Gangsta's Paradise :(

 

I watched Joshi once or twice

Livin in this Fappers Paradise?

 

All I remember was the opening verse which was:

 

As I open up the browser on my laptop of death

And punch those four letters for the UKFF

 

Fuck knows what happened after that but I'm sure it was awesomeballs

Coz I've been watching Shimmer so long that even my momma knows that forearm was strong

I ain't ever applauded a headlock that didn't deserve it, I liked CM Punk when he was unheard of

 

Something like that?

 

 

 

As I open up the browser on my laptop of death and

I punch those four letters for the UKFF

Coz I've been watching Shimmer so long that even my momma knows that my forearm ia strong

I ain't ever applauded a headlock that didn't deserve it

I even liked CM Punk when he was unheard of

So you better watch what you're posting, coz I aint joking

I'll click on the button & you know I'm 'reporting'

I really hate to watch when it seems a joke

like Hogan beating Nash with a fingerpoke

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I went all stream of consciousness. There should be something usable in here, I hope!

 

 

 

Mention pretty cool cats (perhaps Colt Cabana)

Best make sure you don't get hit with neil's banhammer

 

If Hulky saves the forum then it's gonna be good

Arrows pointing us toward the neighbourhood

Of beds with lovely pillows and bacon pressed

Between bread, please don't suspend me, I say it only in jest

Richie Freebird still loving the shipping forecast

How long is Hulky's latest resurrection gonna last?

 

Somebody call Surf Graffiti's mum

Haraga's still got his Doctorate of Cum

 

Ian Hitman Hart

Gonna start

For his part

Some appreciatin'

Of the legends all those fappers be hatin'

Kevin Nash

Gonna smash

Like Frankie Crisp's Movember moustache,

Those fappers won't know what hit 'em,

Their wigs, Mark Henry's gonna split 'em

Butch Reed Mark cheering him on

Big Mickey EDL, dead n' gone

Woyzeck in with the thread save

Paid members like a papal conclave

Black smoke and Dillkid is ThePhenom

But don't say it, we know, we all seen him

Mother's condoms

Dropping awesome bombs

Of awards also doled out by Chest

He'll be decked out like Midas in a pink vest

 

Staniforth and TwoSheds, the biggun in Wigan,

Duane and aaron's lizards be hidden,

Loki and Gladstone in the film thread,

Can't recall what anybody else said

 

Davey Richards for the Powerslam 50

Fin Martin vs. Pitcos won't happen, what a pity

UKFF taking on all the fappers

Gonna expose them like teenage happy slappers

Applauding for headlocks and work rate and shit

But on this forum we know that don't matter a bit

What counts is a connection, you're making with the crowd

(but don't say that if Dearly Devoted Dexter's around)

Hulk Hogan over Davey, we'll take that any day

Cena's nowhere near as crap as Finny boy would say

Some fuckers like David even watch TNA

(but if you like Abyss then just stay the fuck away)

 

Scott Steiner

Nothing finer

Chilean miner

Sixty niner

50s style US diner

Former merchant navy cruise liner

Don't matter if you're Mr Seven or Rob Reiner,

Everybody wants Scott Steiner

 

 

 

Don't let the shitarse 50 hit you on your way out

Bossman for the Rumble's gonna happen, peace out

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This is the greatest thread I have ever read on here. Almost every post has been superb and the full flow has had such a feel good vibe to it, top marks all round! Pitcos's post is probably the second best post I've seen on here, if not the best and even posters like Cobra have made me laugh out loud.

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