Blueknowzit Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 [the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing on Krusty's show] Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show? Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown. Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way. Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya." Flea: Wow. That's much better. Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 7, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 7, 2011 Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.-Kearney: You just kissed a girl.Jimbo: That is so gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCEEEEEEEER! Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK-gUXl7usc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Vipes Posted October 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2011 "Hey Carl, remember when we used to kiss like that?...........with our respective girlfriends." Â Â Â Homer: Man I could really use a beer right now. Â Marge: Homer this is a funeral, they don't sell beer here. Â Beer Vendor: Beer, get your ice cold beer here! Â Marge: Do you just follow my husband around? Â Beer Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Homer: Man I could really use a beer right now.Marge: Homer this is a funeral, they don't sell beer here.Beer Vendor: Beer, get your ice cold beer here!Marge: Do you just follow my husband around?Beer Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.It was hot dogs, not beer."chilli! Chilli! Get your red hot chilli!" Willy: Check out the "Willy World News". I reviewed the new tractors. THEY'RE ALL SHITE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 8, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2011 (edited) Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.-Judge Harm: You abandoned your son to win $40?Homer: And a Blue Edited October 8, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheman Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Slighty off topic but after rumours the show would be finished after the current (23rd) season it has been confirmed that it will run till at least the 25th season bringing the total number of episodes up to 559AlsoBRANDINE!!!! I dun busted my stinkhole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted October 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 8, 2011 The day is young by I've already quoted Simpsons twice.Marge: That medicine's not for you! Homer: Come on Marge, maybe I'm not getting enough... Estrogen!Nothing at all... Nothing at all... Nothing at all...Stupid sexy Flanders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Boy Mendoza Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 The Stone Cutters Song:"Who controls the British crown?Who keeps the metric system down?We do, we do!Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?Who keeps the Martians under wraps?We do, we do!Who holds back the electric car?Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?We do, we do!Who robs cavefish of their sight?Who rigs every Oscar night?We do!We do!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueknowzit Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Bart: We want the truth!Sideshow Bob: You want the truth!? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler you are! I deride your truth-handling abilities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRISProdigy Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "Default, the two best words in the Engish language""DE FAULT""DE FAULT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 A couple from the episode today made me laugh: Â Â Heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha ha. Bwah hahaha. BBWWWWAAAAAH HAHAHAHA. And look how happy he is. Â Â Moe: Right you heard the man, everyone take a grenade. Barney: Moe, I think he meant through non violent political discourse. Moe: you think? Geez, okay give them back, come on, Hey who pulled the pin on this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "Yeah, that's it. Just next to the one you're looking at now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 8, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2011 Now calm down, Ned-dily-diddly-diddly-diddly... they did their best, shoddily-iddly-iddly-diddly... gotta be nice, hostily-iddly-diddly-iddly... Ah HELL-DIDDLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! Can't you morons do anything right?! Â Â Â (then, later in Flanders' rant) Â (to Lenny) And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk! Â Lenny: Hey, I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 "Oh I'm sorry son. I didn't realise you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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