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Houston on the set of a Brazzers shoot last year or maybe the Remake of Evil Dead

 

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I was a fan at one point of her career, she was the classic MILF look before it had even been invented, she just couldn't stop tweeking with her face :/

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The thing is, she's a really good porn actress and while she may have gone overboard with the surgery, she's still really good to watch. I can see why the likes of Brazzers still employ her, her name is still money.

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The thing is, she's a really good porn actress and while she may have gone overboard with the surgery, she's still really good to watch.

 

If you believe what you read on Punternet she's still really good to fuck too.

 

Just this minute flicked onto an episode of Laid Bare on Sky Living (don't judge me) and there's Houston talking about the Houston 500. The episode appears to be from around 2000.

 

Was the final total somewhere nearer the 620 mark or did I dream that? Or was it a subsequent gangbang?

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Houston on the set of a Brazzers shoot last year or maybe the Remake of Evil Dead

 

ki.jpg

 

I was a fan at one point of her career, she was the classic MILF look before it had even been invented, she just couldn't stop tweeking with her face :/

 

She looks unrecognisable from how I remember her, and not in a good way either. :(

 

Nina Hartley whose 10 years older, has been in the business for nearly 30 years, and done over 940 scenes, looks in better nick.

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Told my mum in fairly euphemistic terms about Kelly Stafford. "Ooh, I'll have to look her up online," she says. Jesus Christ, I had to talk her out of that one quickly.

 

Couple of things I'm curious about:

 

1) Why are nearly all of the Ben Dover/Omar school of films two or more guys with a girl? Were they targeting a particular niche? Multiple men equals dirtier girl (and thus more chance she'd fuck the viewer)?

 

2) Is there a particular reason searching for curly hair in porn brings up so many tranny results?

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Search engines in general are knackered by people putting the wrong tags on pages to attract more traffic. A few years ago I remember that searching for Jenna Jameson on tubes sites threw up a ridiculous amount of gay content. Couldn't tell you if it's still like that, mind.

 

Plus of course, when you're searching for a particular piece of obscure wrestling merchandise on eBay and some cunt has labelled their VHS copy of In Your House 2 as "WWE WWF WCW ECW NJPW AJPW wrestling In Your House 2".... along with 50 other items the same.

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1) Why are nearly all of the Ben Dover/Omar school of films two or more guys with a girl? Were they targeting a particular niche? Multiple men equals dirtier girl (and thus more chance she'd fuck the viewer)?

 

2) Is there a particular reason searching for curly hair in porn brings up so many tranny results?

 

1) That's mostly the way that gonzo niche went (and still goes). It was all about having that realism atmosphere as well and it's become known as a very British style of porn. Believe it or not, it was inspired to a lesser or greater extent, depending on who you choose to believe, on The Big Breakfast / TFI Friday style of programme.

 

2) When trannies first started filtering in to porn, generally they had curly hair just to make them look more feminine. Or so they thought.

 

Search engines in general are knackered by people putting the wrong tags on pages to attract more traffic. A few years ago I remember that searching for Jenna Jameson on tubes sites threw up a ridiculous amount of gay content. Couldn't tell you if it's still like that, mind.

 

Yep, users being able to upload their own content is very much responsible for that. It is still like that as well and getting worse as more tube sites spring up by the day.

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2) Is there a particular reason searching for curly hair in porn brings up so many tranny results?

[insert pubic hair joke]

 

 

Nope. Sorry. Doesn't work. Even when you lazily present the ingredients for a joke without bothering to make one, the ingredients you have presented are incorrect.

 

You're like, maybe the least funny man ever.

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