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As title says. I will open up with me in April 1989, 15 years old with a copy of the notw with a picture of pamela bordes on my bed( it was hardy to find material easy in those days) . anyway finish the job next thing I know my mate is in the hallway landing, having let himself in. Although it was never mentioned between us again it still scares me sometimes thinking about it.

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You can't leave the story at that.

 

I've never been caught outright, but a couple of times in my youth with family members nearly walking in. It was probably obvious what I'd been up to, because despite being clothed (having heard footsteps) I'd be red-faced and angrily asking the intruder why they hadn't knocked, despite not usually caring about whether they had or not.

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When I was younger I used to stand up right in front of the tele whilst rippin the head of it ( no wonder my eyes went to fuck ) and after I was done my tea was left on the bed which wasn't there before :confused:

 

I've lived with my grandad since I was 8 as well so I don't think that was the best he's seen me haha

 

Thank god he's never mentioned it

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Someone in my old history class got caught knocking one off in the middle of a lesson.

This happened during an RE class in our school. He said he was scratching himself, and to be honest he probably was. But the teacher didn't believe him, and his parents were informed. Ouch.

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My little bro caught me with my trousers round my ankles. He screamed "Fucking hell!" in disgust and stormed off, I was mortified at the time. There is no lie that covers it and you can't finish the job because of the shame, bad experience all-round.

 

Knowing the prick he probably told everybody. Not the gentleman thing to do. Especially because I've caught him in a similar scenario and said nothing.

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Once. Was staying in a flat with 6 guys while at uni. Was a few years back when channel 5 showed dirty movies on Friday nights. Got into it then heard a drunk flatmate come banging through the front door, thankfully I was locked in my room so didn't have to stop mid stroke. Until i heard him banging on the little window above my bedroom door, drunkenly shouting my name. I made eye contact and he seemed to catch on at the same moment and dropped down from the chair he was perched on. Awkward but he never said anything and noone in the flat really liked him anyway so it worked out ok, although i told the rest of my flatmates anyway.

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Yeah, my friends sister, who was smoking hot btw, walked in while I was bashing one out (Littlewoods catalogue, womens swimwear). She sort of laughed and said "Need a hand?" and walked out. I tried to continue, I really did but alas and alack, even the smoking hot sister was not enough to overcome the crushing embarrassment of her catching me cock in hand, eyeing up some swimwear model that'd probably piss themselves laughing if I offered to buy them a drink.

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I've never been caught, although at university halls I did take the digibox into my room after my flatmates were in bed so I could have a dirty over the porn channels. Of course, when I got it into my room, the dodgy unlocks-everything card wasn't working, so I couldn't even have a wank. Then the fire alarm went off, and my flatmate Carl took the piss because he knew what I had the box in my room for.

 

Yeah, my friends sister, who was smoking hot btw, walked in while I was bashing one out (Littlewoods catalogue, womens swimwear). She sort of laughed and said "Need a hand?" and walked out. I tried to continue, I really did but alas and alack, even the smoking hot sister was not enough to overcome the crushing embarrassment of her catching me cock in hand, eyeing up some swimwear model that'd probably piss themselves laughing if I offered to buy them a drink.

Where were you when this happened?

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When I was younger I used to stand up right in front of the tele whilst rippin the head of it ( no wonder my eyes went to fuck ) and after I was done my tea was left on the bed which wasn't there before :confused:

 

I've lived with my grandad since I was 8 as well so I don't think that was the best he's seen me haha

 

Thank god he's never mentioned it

 

FUCK OFF!

 

that stories an old urban legend that ive heard many people use...it usually wanking with headphones on and not hearing them come in with the tea... i'm calling bullsht

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No, but when I was around 14 I spent a lot of time in the toilet, which would lead to enquiries of 'what are you doing in there?'

 

The problem wasn't that, it was the mistake of genuinely needing a shit say half an hour later, and not really being able to go because of the embarassment.

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