Smeg_&_The_Heads Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Oh yeah I agree the bodies would have to be gone as if you give millions of dead bodies a few days things are going to get pretty smelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ron Simmons Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 Personally, should I manage to farm, harvest, plant, grow and make my own food and live long enough to use all the petrol in all the vehicles and stations in England (the ones without keys being hotwired), I'd switch to using a bicycle. Then again by that point I'd probably be ridiculously old or dead anyway. Personally I think I'd try and fly a plane to America. Sure there's a very good chance I'd die, but I'd have great fun along the way, and besides, the whole risk/reward thing would make it all worthwhile for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackie Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 It probably shows how immature i am but i would probably go and make a city into one big ass playgroud by setting up some sort of building to building high ropes course. Also probably destroy shit and look at peoples personal shit. Also google "How to make testtube babies" and discover it would be shit difficult to re-populate the world so i could be happy in the knowledge that i couldn't have done anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 It probably shows how immature i am but i would probably go and make a city into one big ass playgroud by setting up some sort of building to building high ropes course. Also probably destroy shit and look at peoples personal shit. Also google "How to make test babies" and discover it would be shit difficult to re-populate the world so i could be happy in the knowledge that i couldn't have done anything. Â Ah crap. A member of the UKFF forum used as a genetic template to repopulate the planet? 6 billion of the same UKFF forum member, and I bet they'd still disagree on such key arguments such as "was it wise for the WWE to push younger talent" and "should the Undertaker of lost to somebody at wrestlemania?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 My mate has said he would get a gun and go "hunting" for survivors. Sounds ominous. Â I'd worry about actually finding a woman mind. Imagine being rejected even if you're the last man alive? Â I'd probably find a way of messing it up. Â "You have to let me fuck you, we have to re-populate the Earth." "Why are you putting a condom on?" "Well, I don't want to get the AIDS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 I'd love it if this did happen and after a few months it turned out to be a Truman Show-style experiment/joke. Trying to explain to Davina McCall why you fucked corpses and sniffed underwear sounds fun. That's brilliant, made me giggle. Especially, because I'd be getting up to all manner of depraved stuff in the given situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2011 My mate has said he would get a gun and go "hunting" for survivors. Sounds ominous. I'd worry about actually finding a woman mind. Imagine being rejected even if you're the last man alive?  I'd probably find a way of messing it up.  "You have to let me fuck you, we have to re-populate the Earth." "Why are you putting a condom on?" "Well, I don't want to get the AIDS."  "I won't fuck you even though you're the last man on earth!" "Who's around to stop me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 Good thinking. At least in mid-rape if you have to kill her from stopping her clawing your eyes out/kicking you in the 'nads, that's dinner sorted too. Â Too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 Killing her midrape probably isn't a wise move if you're trying to repopulate the planet. Â I'd have a wander around all the "staff only" areas of buildings, just to see what it's like. I have an interest in old cinemas too, so I'd check out a load of them to see what's hiding behind the false ceilings that Kwik Save put up when they bought the building. Â I'd also break into HR at my old job, get the addresses of the fit girls that worked there, go roudn their house and look through their computers and phones for DIY filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 I'd build a bunch of robots. They would do my relevant bidding such as the harvesting for instance, but gradually once I'd got the hang of it I'd build more and more, some for practical purposes but also some for personal amusement. Ideally, they'd be quite robust yet rather durable, giving you the potential to create robotic sporting contests. This means no missing out on football for instance, and you could have them play literally anywhere at any stadium in the country. So of course, every game would be played at somewhere like Wembley. Â Speaking of football, I'd love to have a knock about on some of the pitches. Though my robots would have all the seats painted in yellow and green, obviously. Not that it really matters where it goes as I'm the last human, but I think Portman Road would make quite a nice waste site. Â I'd love to have a butchers around Area 51. Even if I didn't find anything, it'd still be gnarly. Actually, that might be a good place to start researching and building/maintaining my robots. I may even find some aliens in there, and try to build an alien slave army too! /just because I'm the last person on Earth doesn't mean I can't find myself some company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 30, 2011 Obviously you'd have to learn lots of new skills, so I'd probably find the nearest library or bookstore. I would do it online, but you know you'd only get distracted by porn and end up wasting another day wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 31, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd also break into HR at my old job, get the addresses of the fit girls that worked there, go roudn their house and look through their computers and phones for DIY filth. Â My mate wants to go round porn stars houses for a similar reason. I propose it might be a way to finally see Jenna Jameson take it up the wrong 'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane O' Mac Version 2 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd also break into HR at my old job, get the addresses of the fit girls that worked there, go roudn their house and look through their computers and phones for DIY filth. Â My mate wants to go round porn stars houses for a similar reason. I propose it might be a way to finally see Jenna Jameson take it up the wrong 'un. But then you'd have to put up with Tito Ortiz... Â Okay, if I was the last person left on Earth, I'd spend about a month bludging. Move into the local pub, hooking up my DVD player/PS3 to the giant plasma TV. They have copious amounts of alcohol and tons of food in their fridge/freezer, most of which is deep fried stuff, so it'd last a long time. After about a month, I'd realise my life was really unfulfilling. I'd then dedicate my life to science (with the lab set up in the pub cellar), and set about creating the perfect genetically modified female companion. To get the neccessary DNA, I'd have to visit the graves of Trish Stratus, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. Once I had done that, back upstairs to the pub for a life of drinking, playing video games, and having food brought to me by a beautiful woman. Oh, and frequent sex on the pool table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 31, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd have to visit the graves of Trish Stratus, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba. Â We're in danger of entering into the "build your own sexbot" debate, which out of those three I'd have guessed tits, face and arse in that order, except the Stratus rack was surgeon's work. Â Incidentally there wouldn't be graves for that three because Stug has gone for "vanished" rather than killed, but of course you could still collate the necessary DNA from hair brushes etc. Just be careful in Angie's house, you dont want to accidentally create a Stratus/Alba/Pitt hybrid. Â Anyway, enough of this. Rumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalaxyV.2 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'ld move into Buckingham Palace. Pop along to the Tower and pick up the crown jewells. And then just do what I wanted. Â Tbh I think by that moment I would have gone insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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