Paid Members air_raid Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 OK, if theres still electric then this is awesome. Many boxsets, films etc. Get fucked up nightly watching them. Fashion some kind of sex doll or find a shop in Soho that sells those "real dolls" and take one. And some different clothes to dress it up. And fuck it. Â That too. Â Are there animals? If so then I'll have to kill them to survive so there'll be meat. I'm not sure how I'd go about the killing, and it certainly seems like a lot of work. Â Alternatively, if there aren't what the hell am I going to eat?! Â Food? Â What do you eat now? And why do you think you can't have it just because all the people are gone? Does your mom bring all your meals?
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 I'd go breaking into nice looking houses looking for nice looking car keys. I'd totally be rummaging through random people's private stuff too. That would be ace. Fuck staying in with DVDs and bags of Doritos, you don't need to wait for the end of the world to do that.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 30, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted January 30, 2011 I'd track down Jamie Redknapp's body, just to make sure he's definitely dead.
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 I'd track down Jamie Redknapp's body, just to make sure he's definitely dead. Â Then fuck him. LITERALLY fuck his dead body, just because you can.
Paid Members Ron Simmons Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 OK, if theres still electric then this is awesome. Many boxsets, films etc. Get fucked up nightly watching them. Fashion some kind of sex doll or find a shop in Soho that sells those "real dolls" and take one. And some different clothes to dress it up. And fuck it. Â That too. Â Are there animals? If so then I'll have to kill them to survive so there'll be meat. I'm not sure how I'd go about the killing, and it certainly seems like a lot of work. Â Alternatively, if there aren't what the hell am I going to eat?! Â Food? Â What do you eat now? And why do you think you can't have it just because all the people are gone? Does your mom bring all your meals? Think about it. Food goes off. So all pre-prepared ingredients will be gone after a fairly short period of time. You'd have to actively find something to eat that wasn't rotting and/or mouldy.
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 But there are no bodies. If there are bodies then I shall be committing henious sex acts on the corpses of several, London-based, female celebrities. Probably should get some ice as well, to preserve one or two for later use.
BionicRedneck Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 Obviously you'd have to learn lots of new skills, so I'd probably find the nearest library or bookstore. I would do it online, but you know you'd only get distracted by porn and end up wasting another day wanking. Learning first aid stuff would be important now that there are no doctors about. However, all that learning would probably get stressful, so you'd have to lighten the mood by doing things that you couldn't really do before. Y'know like, I dunno, throwing televisions from really tall buildings or taking a shit in the middle of the road.
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 I'd love it if this did happen and after a few months it turned out to be a Truman Show-style experiment/joke. Trying to explain to Davina McCall why you fucked corpses and sniffed underwear sounds fun.
Smeg_&_The_Heads Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 Top myself I'm suicidal anyway so that would be enough .  However why go to the shops most big supermarkets have a cafe/restaurant so you could cook and they have all entertainment stuff in there already so it may be easier just to stay there at most you may have to get a bed down there or at least find a house a bit closer to sleep in?  But yeah most of the fresh food will last what 1 maybe 2 weeks before going off stuff like bread 2-3 days tops  What has killed everybody would you trust tap water especially as there will be nobody to make sure it's getting clean
Harvey Dent Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 I guess firstly I'd find a transit van and keys and go to the retail park. Get all the frozen stuff and booze from Costco then go to Comet and get me some extra freezers and the biggest tv and surround system they've got. Help myself to all the blurays I fancy and watch movies for a while. Then assuming there's still petrol around, I'd go grab an Aston Martin or something and cruise around. I'd probably try driving through the channel tunnel and if I made it I'd drive around Europe blasting some tunes. I've always wanted to drive from here to Italy going through like France, spain, Germany etc. Now would be a good time, less traffic if everyone else is dead. Then I'd come back home for the seemingly popular get fucked up and wank yourself to death option. Â I'd also grab a video camera, preferably one of those invicincible super battery ones like in J.J Abrams' Cloverfield, to document my ruling of the planet and leave the tape with a note just in case someone does turn up after I go. So they could see how I spent the rest of my life, especially the coked up asphyi-wanked end.
champkins Posted January 30, 2011 Posted January 30, 2011 1 - learn how to ice skate 2 - piss off the side of Canary Wharf 3 - blow something up
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 Top myself I'm suicidal anyway so that would be enough . Â Pat?
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 Think about it. Food goes off. Â Not if you put stuff in the fridge. As Stug pointed out before your post, there is electricity. Â Â Â Â Â EDIT - who is your avatar, Glad? I'd definitely fuck her corpse.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 30, 2011 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2011 Think about it. Food goes off. Â Not if you put stuff in the fridge. As Stug pointed out before your post, there is electricity. Â Â Â Â Â EDIT - who is your avatar, Glad? I'd definitely fuck her corpse. Â That's Mellisa Clarke, and I saw her first.
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 30, 2011 Moderators Posted January 30, 2011 I'd have a bit of a cry, then go down the pub I suppose. Die within 6 months of cirrhosis. Â I'd be fucking good at pool by then though.
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