Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 I big that one up from Air_Raid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Add one from me for Air Raid too. It was tl;dr for me when I first saw it, but seeing as it got a nomination, I bothered to read it and it was a great deconstruction of a turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 air_raid is the tops, but I can't see past Ian this year. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Nominating that air_raid post as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 5, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2011 Air_Raid's post is exceptional, 15th'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I have to nominate that post from Air_Raid. A sweet deconstruction of a Nathan Barley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 From WWFfan2's which diet? thread, it's not big or clever but it made me laugh my head off at work for about 5 minutes Cut your fucking head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted October 6, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2011 Other then whats been said before about me here is a few low moments in my lifeI went into McDonalds once with my mate we were about 14-15 at the time, anyway I stupidly with a dead serious face asked for a cheeseburger without cheese and the woman serving me said do you mean a hamburger and me without realising said nah I dont like ham and I wasnt saying it to be funny or a smart arse I genuinely didnt realise, my mate couldnt stop laugh and to this day he takes great pleasure in telling anyone who will listen this story.Another Mcdonalds related incident happened when I met a girl I chatted up in town when I was about 16 and took her in the disabled toilets of McDonalds so she could give me a blowjob.Oh and I also got sacked working for McDonalds for stupidly mopping the tables when asked to clean them, I was mother cuddled for years I never cleaned up anything so I didnt know it was wrong to mop the tables.I once met a girl and we went into some woods for some fun, she said I couldnt spunk inside her cos if she got pregnant she could risk getting a blood clot, so before I cum I pulled it out and thought most of it went over her, I pulled up my trackies went to meet my mates to brag about my conquest and didnt realise I had spunk all over my trackies, my mates couldnt stop laughing all night.I got sacked on my first day in a pub for flooding the kitchen.When I was inside prison I got bored and decided to shave my hair exactly like Mr.T with the beard and everything, some of my fellow prisoners pinned me down and shaved it off and said it was for my own good.I lasted a minute the once during sex cos I wanted to get it over with so I can meet my mates and go the cinema to watch Fast and Furious when the first one come out.Ive probably done alot of embarrassing things I just cant think of them all right now, hope you have a laugh at my expense lol.God bless you, boydy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 Mopping the tables. Just wonderful. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Mopping the tables. Just wonderful. Seconded.At least he tried cleaning them, Krazy wouldn't even have done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 6, 2011 Moderators Share Posted October 6, 2011 "Mother cuddled". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 Mopping the tables. Just wonderful. Seconded.At least he tried cleaning them, Krazy wouldn't even have done that I'm nominating this, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 I can map a fucking wonderful life trajectory out of Boydy's post. From mother cuddling that leaves him without the nouse to not ask for a Pontefract cake without the fract, to joyous rutting in the woods and MacDonald's bogs, only to be brought low by the aforementioned paucity of common, and be left sobbing out the back of numerous food and drink service establishment, grotty mop clutched in trembling paw. Have mop, will travel, though, so Tristram Boydy washes up in the clink, stitched up for "keeping the engine running whilst we go in t'bookies" by the same mates who recommended him to the local wide boys, based on his youthful spunky shell suit adventures. Jail taught him many things, though, and now he can see the value of true friendship, and Vin Diesel, over the transient, tawdry pleasures of the flesh.In closing, Boydy is true domestic magic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 That entire post was tragic and hilarious in equal measures. I nominate Boydy for post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 I can map a fucking wonderful life trajectory out of Boydy's post. From mother cuddling that leaves him without the nouse to not ask for a Pontefract cake without the fract, to joyous rutting in the woods and MacDonald's bogs, only to be brought low by the aforementioned paucity of common, and be left sobbing out the back of numerous food and drink service establishment, grotty mop clutched in trembling paw. Have mop, will travel, though, so Tristram Boydy washes up in the clink, stitched up for "keeping the engine running whilst we go in t'bookies" by the same mates who recommended him to the local wide boys, based on his youthful spunky shell suit adventures. Jail taught him many things, though, and now he can see the value of true friendship, and Vin Diesel, over the transient, tawdry pleasures of the flesh.In closing, Boydy is true domestic magic. Like 2 Girls, 1 Cup, the reactions to it (Boydy's post) have been almost as good as the original itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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