Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted September 16, 2010 Paid Members Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) I just heard a rumour that the police have had to follow up a complaint made against our own Benny for putting her son on The Shit List. I shouldn't say who it is (nor should I have to really) but I will say his name rhymes with Smurf Braffiti. Yeah because that will make promoters want to book him. That's the worst thing he could have done for himself right there. I am sure it is just a rib, there is no way that is for real Looking back at the original entry it says "edited - see later post" so I am guessing Big Benny HG is in the process of explaining... ~~SHITLIST - No. 13(equal) - Surf Graffiti~~ Yorkshire-based wrestler who has made appearances for 3CW on Teesside and GNP/NBW in Derbyshire. EDIT: Removed (see later post) "This guy's ego for the time he has actually been in the business is unbelievable. Even more so when you consider that, as an in ring performer, the guy is nothing more than the drizzling shits" ************* Edited September 16, 2010 by Gordon_The_Gopher
Paid Members Big Benny HG Posted September 16, 2010 Author Paid Members Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Do you write for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. As such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... Edited January 13, 2021 by Big Benny HG
DannRead Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Are you the Ben Corrigan who writes for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. As such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... That is both the greatest and most surreal thing ever, in fact I actually believe you deserve a great big "Well Done!" and a hearty firm handshake! That's just amazing. This thread has just become UKFF Gold surely?! Just incredible. Absolutely incredible. The guy and his mum have just insured he's become infamous among the IWC as well as those in the business who become aware of this! If his ring work wasn't enough to stop him getting bookings then this surely will be. Well done again, Sir! Edited September 16, 2010 by DannRead
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 16, 2010 Paid Members Posted September 16, 2010 What the fuck??? Thats just... fucking hell.
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted September 16, 2010 Paid Members Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Between Staniforth's rant and this, this could possibly be the greatest year for the UKFF50 since I was in it last year! [there is humour intended here] There is now literally nothing I can do if my name comes up that will top the reactions of previously announced "Shit List" entrants. Bravo, sirs. Bravo. Edited September 16, 2010 by Gordon_The_Gopher
Ricc1PW Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 I love this Surf guy really. between the car boot sale thing and this.. he's amazing. Brit wres needs him around. hes better than Staniforth. incredibly shit wrestler, though. i'll go wait for the police.
Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Are you the Ben Corrigan who writes for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. As such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... Dear god!
Stinky Dad Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Are you the Ben Corrigan who writes for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. Sd such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... What a complete and utter cockbrain! You couldn't make that stuff up! [the views and opinions expressed herein this post are solely those of the the named poster and the ukff and any of it's staff or fellow members should not be held responsible if some bell end gets his mum to report said poster to the authorities.]
hitman89762000 Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 This has to guarentee this thread enters ukff gold when its finished.
kid banzai Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 I have to echo the above sentiments - this is tremendous! We should make the 14th of September a UKFF National Holiday in recognition of the gross retardedness of Surf Grafitti and his family!
LegitBritWresFan Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Bet those coppers drove away from this situation thinking 'Did this all actually happen?!' Meanwhile while poor Ben was explaining the UKFF50 to them, several real crimes happened and the victims of said crimes now think 'Surf Graffiti' is a massive shitarse.
steve rayson Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Are you the Ben Corrigan who writes for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. As such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... Holy crap that sounds amazing
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted September 16, 2010 Paid Members Posted September 16, 2010 There's a difference between having an opinion and harassment. All those magazines best stop putting together Top 50 Worst Dressed Celebrities polls together now, what with all their money and legal power they can exercise!
This thread scares me Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 Hes got himself a great gimmick right there,if he ever gets booked again that is. Whenever the ref gives him a public warning, he can get his mum to report the promoter to the police)
JPC Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Well, in all the crazy history of this place, I believe this may actually be a UKFF first. On Tuesday night, I was visited at my flat by the police, who were following up a complaint against me personally for harassment of her son. Yes, they were talking specifically about an entry in the "Shit List". It was a rather strange experience trying to explain to two coppers exactly what the UKFF was, what the UKFF UK50 was, and how it worked ("Are you the Ben Corrigan who writes for the UK Fan Forum website?"..."Erm......Yes?!"), though they seemed happy enough with my co-operation. They suggested that I add a disclaimer to entries to reiterate what I had already stated, in that these were not my own personal views and opinions, just a collation of those from all the fans/wrestlers/promoters that had contributed to the list. As such, I have decided to remove most of the text from Surf Grafitti's "Shit List" entry. While I'm not sure exactly what the law actually is, and whether quoting the stories that other UKFFers contributed as a write-up actually constitutes harassment, but at least this way it prevents future complications or further complaints from the party in question. Carry on... Best post ever. Really surreal that this Surf Graffiti guy's mum would go as far as to call the police! Edited September 16, 2010 by JPC
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