BionicRedneck Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 As I said in that thread, that gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I think Cleetus' post and Waterboy's post are like the Rock vs Austin of POTM so far. There probably won't be a poll so I don't have to choose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 20, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2010 Danny Kendall references get a thumbs up from Handsome Butch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ha! Great find with that vid. That is absolutely brilliant, the way that's presented is an awesome WWE vignette waiting to happen for the mentally unstable, does what the voices in his head tell him to character he has. Shit, I'd love a series of vignettes like that following Randy being put on the shelf by someone like Miz...or better yet, Nexus. After his recovery we see Orton visiting the gun shop, buying some of those badboys 'Yeah, they oughta do the trick'. Then the following week we see him at home having a little target practice with dummies wearing Nexus shirts and with the rookies faces on them. Randy makes out like he's aiming for them but they just so happen to be next to cars and shit and he aims at them, just blowing shit up in big WWE style explosions because he's a fucking mentalist. 'Yeah, that oughta do the trick (seriously that's got catchphrase and merchandising dream all over it)'. Then he turns up on Raw a couple of weeks later in the middle of a Nexus mauling of someone with a great big, fuckoff rocket launcher or something.  Ok, last bits definitely too far. All totally ridiculous but, I'd probably love that stupid shit.  This is one of the greatest ideas for anything ever. Nothing is too ridiculous too be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillkid Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Father Time. Absolutely. Both Hogan and Flair will never stop wrestling until they're dead or in wheelchairs. Â Even then they'd probably have some sort of wheelchair match/race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted August 22, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2010 This post by Stug Rivers needs to win post of the year. Nothing is ever going to top it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 This post by Stug Rivers needs to win post of the year. Nothing is ever going to top it. Â 2nded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 22, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 22, 2010 A post so outrageous they BANNED the man who made it. Gilpin, in 'WWF Hasbro figures for sale':  I am selling these rare WWF hasbro figures. 1. Big Boss Man 2. Jake the Snake 3. Rick Steiner  Please note, when I was seven I requested that my Dad super glue all three together for me, which he did, so you are buying them as you see and I will not separate them. I would not recommend so either as the paint may be effected.  Jake's snake and Boss Man's big stick are not included.     I will accept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted August 23, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2010 It's not that bad. She only threw the cat in the fucking bin. Â I'd laugh like a cunt if someone stuck you in a dark, empty wheelie bin for 15 hours, you turd. Â From the "Cat in a bin" thread. Take THAT Captain White Noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I don't like that Gilpin one. That Rick Steiner's not a Hasbro, it's a WCW Galoob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CuckedByMenry Posted August 23, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 23, 2010 It's not that bad. She only threw the cat in the fucking bin. I'd laugh like a cunt if someone stuck you in a dark, empty wheelie bin for 15 hours, you turd. From the "Cat in a bin" thread. Take THAT Captain White Noise. Seconded for the much-needed, eye-watering laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 24, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2010 This is bloody good too and extra points for being a Seinfeld reference:- Â Â SERENA DEEB NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 24, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2010 From 'Nutters on Trains'. It's amazing and I can believe it.  On the late-night Tyne/Wear Metro going through the rough-arse end of Newcastle, I saw two actual tramps roll onto the train fighting over a bottle of 20/20, only to scuffle on the floor for a bit, and roll off at the next stop. You see some real surreal shit on the Geordie Metro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted August 25, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2010 From the same thread, this had me literally laughing out loud, which doesn't happen often.   I had an erect penis poking into my bumcheeks for a good 15 mins on the Central Line once. The train was packed and couldn't move away. I tried to shuffle away, but his penis followed me. I could feel its warmth  Couldn't you have done something about that, called out as to whats going on, proper embarrassed the person ?! Other people on the train would have stood up for you (so to speak, no pun intended!) Makes me shiver just thinking about it, gross  Yeah, I should have said something... I was just so stunned and shocked that it was even happening really, and also he was black...  To be fair to the guy, he'd already moved three feet back.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicRedneck Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 That's tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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